Short Dudes Poems

the crypt man walketh
the perch he lay bested once
he seen,the light passed...

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My club

Dudes are welcome with the entry of Mr Modi Ji and Mr Jonny depp hot bpl are also welcome 

Enjoy the day
Aghori mhabharamnad...

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they chat and do that
run like a rat
cool like a cat
but are fools
that think theyer cool
some or loner
part of the
DUDES ON THE CORNER...

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Hey! you dudes on Capital Hill
Do you pay for your own bills
   Or is it us poor guys
   Who pay for your buys
With taxes taken at will...

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he is  out sight
dress just right
also my tighed
also sing do many things
he also been on the news
this is a and very smooth
he is a
COOL DUDES...

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Scooby doo and the crew never went to school
But everyone always found them cool 
Chasing dudes dressed like fools
Telling all youths the dos of catching ghouls...

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Twinkle twinkle little star
Astronomers say you are very far
That's bullcrap on them
Think they're special men
But just simple dudes who sometimes fart...

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Beauty exists in spite of the news
Majority of us are still hard-working dudes
The current scum at the top
Will be swiped with a mop
Wiped clean until finally we uproot...

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My three sons, Dan, Chris, and Scott
Three talented dudes, not one owns a yacht
But on the scale of life
All heroes in my eyes
Proves that cream always rises to the top...

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We watch as the men wreck the planet.
Why can't we just tell them to can it?
Earth would be so cool
if dudes didn't rule
and only the womenfolk ran it....

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What's it like to be a male waitress
Making sure dudes don't touch your humaness
It's a real challenge
Got a large package
But must maintain decorum while wearing a dress...

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Crop circles were surely created by aliens
No question about it, beings with large craniums
Funny looking dudes
Big heads, bad moods
They also love carnations and geraniums...

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Monkeys, chimpanzees, and hairy baboons
Some good looking dudes, these jungle buffoons
Inside ANIMAL WEEKLY
These jungle sweeties
Are photographed wearing polka dot pantaloons...

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Monkeys, chimpanzees, and hairy baboons
Some good looking dudes, these jungle buffoons
Inside ANIMAL WEEKLY
 These jungle sweeties
Are photographed wearing polka dot pantaloons...

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Ladies parade around in their skimpy bikinis
Looking for rich dudes driving Lamborghinis
I'm not rich but possess
Big biceps and chest
And more important is my charming wee genie...

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Future technology is for the good of mankind
But can be manipulated by unscrupulous minds
Must remain skeptical
Some are unethical
Watch for these dudes that operate below the line...

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Brits are thought of as a gritty bunch of dudes
The devastation, the terror of what they went through
Heroic and strong
This gritty throng
Fighting off the foe, bravery they did exude...

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Where has our dear friend gone
Of course I mean our dear John John
Dudes got into the works
Hacked his puter, real jerks
We miss him, hope he returns before long


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Some have noticed old Jack is less kookie
My reputation is at stake, will return to things goofy 
Like the word “bumfuzzle”
“To confuse and to puzzle”
But way back then us dudes were all loopy...

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Wifey-poo accuses me of having no filters
“Tittily” agree, see what I mean, something's off-kilter
Not like normal dudes
Stuff slips out rude
Meant to lighten up things when suffering from fissures...

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All you newbies, a warm welcome to the group
Sure hope you enjoy your stay on The Soup
There's a couple of weird dudes
On the whole, we're all prudes
Though sometimes we say words like pee and poop!...

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Ladies parade around in their skimpy bikinis
Looking for rich dudes in Lamborghinis
I'm not rich but possess
Big biceps and chest
And more important is my charming wee genie


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Today and every day are really delicious
The love that we munch on is really nutritious
There's Vitamins L O V E
Keeping us dudes happy as can be
If you run out of vitamins, I'll throw in some kisses...

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Ladies parade around in their skimpy bikinis
Looking for rich dudes driving Lamborghinis
I'm not rich but possess
Big biceps and chest
And more important is my excitable wee genie


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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No reason to complain, us North American dudes
We've even got wives with nice bums and boobs
Ten little kids running around
My aching head surely pounds
But in spite of the mayhem I'm still in a great mood...

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