Short Dames Poems

Dandy daffodils delight
Dainty Dames dining
Complimenting the crispy crossiants
Making their meal magnificent...

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There was a young man who Size 
Caused dames to tremble their Thighs
Swoon-- their names when he called It
and syncopate at the sight of his.... Wallet!...

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The sailor boys all play fun games
It was cute to see them get dames.
Some would get a kiss,
While others would miss,
Not even getting their names....

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Adam’s rib - his Eve —
after forbidden fruit, dames
ogled in the apple tree
naked as a lovey-dove
red orbs grabbed before their plucked

5/16/2023...

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Our brother up stairs we don’t like.
This Chip he does love is a pike!
     He plays with him games
     forsaking us dames.
Computer you go on a hike!

7/31/2021...

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Put on the mask and waltz
Pretend you’re someone else
Play the mind game. Flirt with
Pretty dames in the hall
Praise their glow of starlight,
Painting words made for fools!...

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Oh weary grows my heart, my heart of fickle dames
who troth eternal love, yet o'er night die the flames.
A year not even shined upon our ever vows
uncouth became to you, strange and foreign am now....

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Happy-go-lucky were his middle names
Three because his parents liked to play name games
Does he have a first name? aske two concerned old dames
Yes, said his sister, Poindexter but James is what he claims....

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Once there was a dame called Pella”the Ma’am”
Courtesy her strategy to get things done. Great dame!
Ma’am today you are so cute!
Ma’am you got a date with bond right!
Bloody this is a sure fire strategy for dames!...

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Precise Person We Should Impeach

Trump uses fowl language and poor speech;
Displays lousy behavior and likes bein leech;
Brain became lame;
Does chase dames;
He is precise person who we should impeach. 

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
Bolivia, NC...

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in the 1940 detective movies
leading men were called gumshoes
women were referred to as molls, dames, chicks or dolls.
it was acceptable for the men to swat a woman’s bottom.
She giggled and acted like she enjoyed it.
it was so normal some of us little ones did not know how wrong it was....

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Rings on fingers
Bells that ring
A need for it all
to revolve 'round him

"Silence please”
(There's a man talking)
Lock the doors
(Dames not walking)

Held down,
Just to imprint,
His love? His name?
up on ‘it’

A single ring,
An empty sign.
Calling all men;
“This woman's mine!”...

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Seven Savvy Sirens
formed a formidable fraternity
of pure-passion purpose
for female fatales.

Murder-minded maids
promised patient pursuit
of tensile tangled truth
while warily watching
crafty crook's coup.

But, busted and bested,
dames drink despair
like lambs laid lame
in trickster's thorny trap....

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Seven savvy sirens
formed a formidable fraternity
of pure-passion purpose
for female fatales.

Murder-minded maids
promised patient pursuit
of tattered, tortured truth
while warily watching
crafty crook’s clever con.

But, bested and busted,
dames drink dark despair
like lambs laid lame
in trickster's tensile trap....

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But mr John Smith, you know old son,
dreams are better than reality,
the hotter dames, incite burning flames,
more erotic than originality,
the prune by hurricane strewn,
gets erased digitalicky?
monsoon mongone, become begone,
might be forgone fatality....

Don Johnson 

re John's prune by the hurricane strewn......

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THE EIFFEL TOWER

In the city of light their aspire
Was to build to a climax higher
Gustave Eiffel you see
Said just leave it to me
I can satisfy all your desire

Monsieur Eiffel seen with affection
By Dames de Paris for perfection
Of his manner de Gaul
Mais plus ca most of all
For his grand magnifique **ection


21 April 2020...

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Cleo and Liz Taylor were known as beauteous queens...
bathed bodies in milk to entice men on-and- off screens
Caesar, Mark and Richard B. fought for these rare roses
… truth is, them dames had pimply chins and pointed noses


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(( for Catie Lindsey's "You Who...Yo" Contest ))...

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I've known strong professional women before
their grace under pressure, I'll always adore.

These ladies who are driven by such devotion
are the ones who dare to focus their emotion.

These dames who face boldly issues of gender
tightly hold principle and never surrender.

There weren't many like this who I'd ever seen
till through Tom her husband, I'd met Eileen....

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'LINDA' and 'SKAT', are two of the group
Who welcomed me warmly to 'Poetry Soup'
They are poetic Sisters with different names
Who are supportive stalwarts and creative dames

To all fellow 'Soupers', I'm so pleased to say
That I'm happy to join you and in my own way  
I'll be writing more soon but it's here I must pause
While I give you my thanks and a round of applause....

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Toulouse, oh please do place a hand on me
Your pen will sketch what your eyes can see
The ladies’ legs as they dance the can-can
Make me feel like more than a napkin

Toulouse, oh s'il vous plaît placer une main sur moi 
Votre stylo esquissera que vos yeux peuvent voir 
Les dames les jambes comme ils dansent la Marque de french-cancan 
Me me sens comme plus qu'une serviette de table...

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Oooh, He can't  refrain.
Chasing whiskey or Dames 
Three steps from heaven.
Both feet in the flames.
Seven come eleven.
Old Satan called his name.
He's got a short ride
On a hell bound train..

Time to pay the toll.
 No Doubt of blame.
He traded his soul..
 And forsake all shame.

Then an Angle said son.
Now, You need to pray 
Three steps from heaven.
Both feet in the flames.


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News flash
Huge bash

Big fight
Last night

Clyde's Bar
Bizarre

War zone
Chairs thrown

Snouts poked
Gals choked

Eyes blacked
Ribs cracked

Hair snatched
Backs scratched

Throats slashed
Heads bashed

Tossed stools
Blood pools

Ears chewed
Tossed food

Knees kicked
Knives pricked

Low blows
Stomped toes

Dames sprawled
Cops called

Clyde's closed
Foreclosed





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He met an actor at the theatre bar;
‘Hey Dame,’ he joked, ‘you ugly hag.’
‘I’m Cinderella,’ snapped the panto star. 
‘I’m not a bloomin’ bloke in drag.’

 (I think pantomime is mostly British entertainment: women are characters such as Cinderella or Snow White and men dress as hideous ‘dames’. Every panto has the characters shouting out the words used in the title of this piece…)

For Natalie’s Burlesque Twist...

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for my dames still friends
in spite of dousing the flames
i hope our new year's promise
refuses to fade
no resolutions, just love to carry us on
never worrying where we're at till it's all gone

so when the ball drops prompt
and heads turn to lock gaze
time will go slow mo, freeze-framing the last page
i'll try to write a new chapter remembering your name
players take to the field, it's time for the game...

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Housemothers twain, swaddled in sorrel fur

And bustled skirts, walking ‘tween the parklands.

Brilliant cobalt sky, above cawing birds,

Who demand substance, with their harangue?

So the fostering queens proffer their alms.

 

The badelynge of ducks, on polished ice,

Lambently advance with feral affray.

As morsels of cardinal fare, entice.

The attending dames in their tender, urbane way,

Have rescued these birds from another wintry day....

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