Short Chumps Poems

Short Chumps Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Chumps by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Chumps by length and keyword.


Premium Member Pride Is For Chumps

Taking pride in what you do is a good thing,
As long as you don’t gloat about your success.
You should never let pride stop you from anything.
Taking the easy way out may not be for the best.
Form: Rhyme


Senryu 8



                                        I talked and moved fast 
                                I fought 'Uncle Sam ' and chumps 
                                      I'm still 'The Greatest. '
Form: Senryu

Trumped and Thumped



Tangerine tan man masterplan such chumps

Plumps to rain down bombs on Iranian clumps

Logic stumps as facts and pacts again dumps 


Throat lumps as fossil fool fuel prices jumps 

Getting trumped and thumped at the pumps

Oil barons gloat gazumps.. economy slumps


No cargo due to embargo everything flumps

Even a MAGA fan is now down in the dumps

Grumps got the hump with Mar a Lago frumps 

Thicker than Forrest Gump deadlier than mumps
Form: Monorhyme

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