Short Chomp Poems

Vanishing mid-chomp,
kicking up a fluff of snow,
spooked somehow away....

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sweet succulent peach
chomp chomp juice runs down your chin
~ sticky shiny smile...

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          nibble nibble

               chomp

                oops


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comfort donuts in a bag
I gobble them down 
whether cinnamon or crunch
 chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp
they are gone
Yum!...

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Off to Florida he stomps
On the lawn, one final chomp
He did what he said
He pardoned the dead
As he leaves, he drains the swamp...

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once a strange dog named willie

liked eating alummed chili

far into the night

he'd chomp and he'd bite

until his mouth felt silly.
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O circus, circus 
the ox and his Fergus. 
The whale took a bite of the moon. 
The carnivore gasped to see that chomp.
And the pig civilized the baboon....

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When Moses parted the waters
The mud squished up to his garters
So a crocodile said,
"If you'd rather be dead
Then guess where I'll chomp for starters!"...

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Those candies hiding in your valise
say your diet long since lost its lease.  
So, chew on those Reeses; 
chomp whatever pleases.  
You've got more that I can love obese....

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Don't talk with food in your gob
A disgusting habit we can see what you chomp
My mommy told me
When I was only three
But I still chomp away even at eighty-four...

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Let’s give him the nickname of Sayles.
In suit, he does chomp at his nails.
Preoccupied schlub
gnaws down to the nub.
A shame as he chews at details.

7/14/2022

Wow! True story!...

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Can’t live without food

Food is good and you know it’s true,
You hear it from people all around you.
When you hear a chomp,
Then you hear a stomp,
That’s me telling you,
I can live without you,
but I can’t live without food...

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everyone eats
everyone chews
tails are flicking
whoobe whoo woose.

chomp chomp chomp
flick flick flick
barn has lots of women
they like their farmer slick

pull pull pull
our udders are full
where is that blasted farmer?
for our pull? pull? pull?...

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After I found out
of my wife's real emotion
I went to the beach,
To fling my wedding ring
into the ocean

So, maybe some day,
you might order fish to eat,
If you chomp on something hard
Don't swallow it, as I've told,
Just might be you've struck gold!!...

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Life was a blast in the Garden of Eden for Adam and Eve,

   'Til the wrath of their Creator invited them to leave!

      They were having a ball traipsing about in their birthday suit,

         'Til that sneaky snake offered them a chomp of forbidden fruit!...

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carnivorous plant 
 mouth agape, waits to chomp down... 
 on any insect 



Writing Challenge 3, May 2019, Nature Haiku Poetry Contest  
Sponsored by: Dear Heart (Winner: 3rd Place)
Date written and posted: 05/22/2019...

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EBONY THE CAT (Etheree)

Ebony is pure black    likes isolation
Likes to curl up in some quiet place
And dream wild dreams of stalk and chase
Ebony likes her tuna fish
Half a can on her dish
Each morning at 6:00
Chomp    chomp    lick    lick
Then she’s off
Sated
Shhh!...

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Window'd children sigh
warm breath haze ~ cold droplets ply
muddy turtle plays

Scrape ~ Wheel ~ Nose ~ Chomp ~ Swirl
long glass'd faces at the sill
happy turtle's thrill

Lake at grass-high flood
winter snow-melt ~ white-caps gleam
sun-rock dragon dreams

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Parody of Up On The Housetop

Out in the garden flowers grow
but, its winter and there's snow.
Inside the oven cookies bake
all for the little ones to take!

Chomp chomp chomp this is good!
Chomp chomp chomp this is good!
Out in the garden flowers grow,
but, its winter and there's snow.


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I had one thought, it was a lot.
And this thought was followed by a lot more thought.
As more and more came through the door, my mind was cluttered with thoughts galore.
Now here at old Forest Lawn I lie.
The thoughts have ceased, and so have I.
And now all the worms chomp with glee.
At all that thought has left of me....

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BIG MAC AND THE GANG

Big Mac with Chocolate Shake and fries, a gang
that will cause your demise, until then it lies,

as you chomp, gulp, and salt..salt...salt,
its guilty pleasures, satisfying fullness.

At 55 you carry cheesy buns on your waist and
that throbbing pain in your chest, ain’t no sweetheart.

10/8/2017...

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Sit-sit, sit-sit; sit-sit-sit
Watch-watch, Stare-stare
Watch, Stare, Watch
Flicker-flicker, flicker-flicker
Munch Munch Munch
Flicker-flicker, flicker flicker
Munch chomp sweat drool
Watch, Sit, Stare, Munch
Sit Watch Munch Stare
Munch munch, sit sit
Watch watch stare stare
Sit, nap, wake, stare
Noise, blood, mayhem, joy....

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Gotta Pac man
These money nuggets
I've got a crystal plan
This aint no desperado or scam
Thinking bout freedom in a bucket
I've got a crystal plan
Gonna trek the globe
Setting minds on fire
Independent desire
Energy recreating
Gonna meet my team and start building

But first
Gotta chomp these money tickets
Accumulate hit points
So I can take some licks 
And keep ponied up to the hitch...

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Some day soon 
Wall Street giants
will walk on their hands

never sit or sleep. 
They will eat 
with their feet

as nostrils drip
and neckties droop.
With toilets extinct

they will launch 
missiles that blot out
the sun and moon

while in the dark
the constant dinosaur 
of greed will roam

the avenue and eat 
the little people  
one chomp at a time.


Donal Mahoney...

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A baba baby beep beep bede beep
goofey bop
a bee I
in the fee I
a hooooo the wind blows
chomp chomp 
                   wiggle wiggle
a boo be dee boo bop bop
more more; all done
aachew . . . . .amphf
a dit dite a dit
a hiccup a ooh
a bu a dah duh
shake a shake
scootch
crash
        spill
              sip
twist
       twist
               slide
                       all done....

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