Short Booed Poems

For Sinead O’Connor at Madison Square
08-10-2022

They booed her on stage
Broke her heart on stage but still
She rose from ashes...

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In Russia do not drink is infraction
if not vodka it causes rejection
whoever is abstemious is screwed
 must live cloistered and booed...

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His song was in the wrong pitch
That made the audience twitch
As the crowd booed and chant
Suddenly he begins to pant
Thinking that he'd been bewitched...

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TAILS

Under new moon,
Empowered fox
Devoured cow,
Wondered how,
Chewed hen,
Booed men,
Jumped on box,
Under new moon:
Werefox.

*thanks to Sara K for her help...

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When just a lad, I thought I was magic,
doing a trick could sometimes be tragic. 
The bird sang the wrong song,
the rabbit was long gone.
When they booed, I got very dramatic....

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Foxy Frisky Feline Forecaster Frantic Fay
Wished good weather would come their way
Saying stiff swishy, sadly serious storms will stay.
She was booed out of the newsroom and far away....

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words heard from God
you should never commit fraud
spoil child and spare rod

when team would be booed
they did look crude in the nude
they became unglued

with questionable call
outrageous  opponents would fall
we would win it all...

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You know those stretching machines peasants once booed?
I could use one because I would be svelte like a giraffe then.
I am willing to pay whatever, I have money and lots of food.
The only thing I don’t have is the desirable look of the thin....

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My lim’ricks, though racy and lewd,
compared to Jan’s gems I have viewed,
are really quite tame.
Her lines are not lame.
Those fun poems, I've never booed.


March 11, 2022
entered in the Paean on Poets Poetry /contest
Sponsor: Margarita Lillico...

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Captain America is a cool dude
He's kind and is brave and is never rude
His shield is his good friend
He uses once again
And he is never ever ever booed


Monday, May 30, 2022
A funny Limerick - Any Theme Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
PS Syllable Counter...

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You lack
mouth tact

impress
wear dress

friends dress
loud mess

Mouth rude
foot booed

Feet flee
can't see

Manhole
fall, roll

You pout
climb out

Hear steps
regrets

Friend comes
your done

Chit chat
eyes bat

Shrugs, hugs
grin mug

Mouth sock
ziplocked



3-3-18...

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You villain, you fiend
We booed you each Saturday
When you came on the screen.

We shrieked, and we hollered
For Dudley Do-Right to make short work of you
We loved it when justice prevailed
And your just desserts were due.

Snidely Whiplash
You villain, you fiend.
Capturing Polly Purebred.
You were utterly mean!...

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One time I locked up .
Hinges become loose and 
My jaw swung off set.
The demon friend of mine
Said, "I was in the wrong place and time".
So I walked backwards till 
I was no longer in the spotlight. 
They booed, they yelled, they came, they attacked!
All because of the hearsay.
Thank God my jaw was locked up.
No here say there....

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      "Joe Willie Namath"


Joe Willie Namath
Super Bowl famous
shaved his football legs to sell pantyhose
wore white mink coat on sidelines for camera pose.


Broadway Joe Willie
drinking booze made him silly
on ESPN ..Suzie refused to be kissed
captured on sports video fans booed and hissed.


*For P.D.'S Clerihew Contest....

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tactic torrents tuned
punctured pills puked
hoisted horizon hanker
tuning tiers trigger
felon fiends whooshed
wanky wind booed

bounty bills bruised
lofty lists cruised
dark drips drooled

sour syllables glazed
with wet waste
gaunt gores graced

porous pasts pulsed
vying gifts gulped.
     '20:03:11:15:06

Note: Dedicated to William Blake....

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hoity heist healed
cremating callous creed
dark tumbles drool
bounty bills booed
lanky lists shred
wanky wills wept

mystic metamorphoses moaned
crumbling, crushed clone
cunny crest thrown

bruised concerto bled
sassy syllables crept
twain trail crest

porous past punctured
tampered tunes tortured.
    '20:03:25:18:23

Note: Dedicated to Oscar Wilde....

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I've chewed up
spit out
and booed off stage
just for talking
about todays society
out of my mouth flew rage
half crazed am I for rambling
in a daze
what, for trying to stop rape
from happening
Honestly I could careless 
of your upbringing
the pure thought of it unending
forever shall I be decending
the words of a story teller
begging to leave this so called shelter...

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for it, the hot-blooded campus youth
   booed and cheered, fought and cheated;

      adrift in the hysteria of intramural sports,
         the losers wailed, the victors jubilated;


now dusty, it leans on a heap of rubbish,
   the Overall Champion trophy once golden,

      lost in the rubbles of the demolished gym,
         a relic of a youthful season long forgotten!...

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To get it, the hot-blooded campus youth
booed and cheered, screamed and shrieked,
fought and cheated.


It fanned the hysteria of intramural sports
where the losers wailed, the vicotrs
jubilated.


Now rusty, it leans on a heap of rubbish,
the Overall Champion Trophy 
once golden,


lost in the rubble of the demolished gym,
a relic of youthful seasons
now forgotten!...

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The singer sang
There was a bang
She fell onto the floor
The gunman fled
The singer bled
She won't sing anymore

The policemen came
Thought it a shame
How the singer met her death
The audience booed
They were rude
Because they felt bereft

They all stayed
Because they had paid
The policemen showed them the door
They all said no
They would not go
They would wait for an encore...

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Singing in a chorus requires precision
                       The cats cannot do that it was my vision
                                 My thought was inverted
                                  I was booed and carted
                        As they finished this insidious mission.









CONTEST 225 any form,any topic max of 10 lines - Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand...

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still feels queasy about crowd temper
   even as a jaded, seasoned pub singer,
      sincerely booed or jokingly applauded,
         either statement hurts, cruelly loaded;

         feeling like a winner on a losing streak,
            liking the feel of fleeting fame, its ache,
               grateful for sober jeers, drunken cheers,
                  jolly hecklers and cheerers quaffing beers!...

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Mama Mable made music mellow with mood
But baby boy Bradley bellowed and booed
So sensitively she started singing sweetly
Yet the youngster yowled yearningly

Poor perplexed papa peered and pleaded
“No nocturnal nuisances are needed,”
He hurried through the house, his hefty frame hobbled
Baby boy Bradley basked blissfully with his bedtime bottle


*For Constance’s Forms of Poetry 101 contest.  Never tried alliteration before.
 by Carolyn Devonshire...

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Let us speak 
no more of wars;
turn your left cheek
when struck and booed...
cleanse each other's sores
like a brother would.

Strife bears no rose...
carnage wears no garland;
Of what use is "these" and "those"
when Red flows through all veins?
let's make peace an eternal standard
and happiness'd have no stain.

Let Language be no curse
nor belief become a barrier
Colour is just a vainful force
of what use be these three?
Let's make peace our lifelong career
and love'd set mankind free!...

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There was a big 
macho guy named 
Jade.

When you saw him
he put you in the 
mind of Andrew Dice
Clay.

Who wanted to be
a comedian. He often
thought it shouldn't 
be that hard.
 
The thing was, once he got
 introduced the crowd 
roared with laughter 
without him saying a 
word.

He was dumb founded . 
He didn't think it would 
be so easy. Jade got 
really famous.
 
He changed his name to 
Jayden.Said a few words 
and got booed off the stage.





8-27-16...

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