Short Angsteaster Poems

Lier!

I CAN ONLY LIE TO PROTECT MY SELF. 
I CAN ONLY LIE TO PROTECT MY WEALTH.
I CAN ONLY LIE WHEN I CHEAT ON A MAN 
I CAN ONLY LIE WHEN I STOLE AND RAN. 
I CAN ONLY LIE ABOUT SANTA AND THE EASTER BUNNY 
I CAN ONLY LIE WHEN I WANT TO BE FUNNY. 
I CAN ONLY LYE IN BED WITH YOU 
I CAN ONLY LYE WITH MY BEST FRIEND SHE IS MY BOO.
HOW CAN I LIE TO MY HUSBAND AND TELL HIM I'M IN LOVE WITH HER NOT YOU!