Painful ******** 911 Call
...litany of the Church of the Ecstatic Coma
love shouldn't be a pile of rags
I was playing pinkie dinkie
with next door Suzie Woozy
her father was CIA a spy catcher
with a big spy catcher mitt
t...
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Categories:
shashlik, how i feel,
Form: Free verse
Mustafa's Sidewalk Cafe
...MUSTAFA’S SIDEWALK CAFÉ
Mustafa was pleased to welcome patrons who spoke English
From the nearby theatre where he had learned acting for a while.
He whispered Russian with his colonial ac...
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Categories:
shashlik, africa, international, romantic,
Form: Quatrain
Autumn In Udelnaya Woods
...AUTUMN IN UDELNAYA WOODS
The smoke from the shashlik fires made us hungry
So that we could have eaten the falling golden manna from the trees
Offered to two wanderers in this sylvan wilde...
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Categories:
shashlik, love, truth,
Form: Free verse
The Potato Chip Revolution
...spawned in the summer of 1853
these sliced succulent deep fried wonders
resulted from the demands of a complaining customer
whose ******** led our man, a one,
mr. george crum
to do his best to...
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Categories:
shashlik, life
Form: Free verse
Eulogy For a Fly - Part One
...OK Let’s get started, huh?
Well, ladies and gentlemen, on this sad occasion, it is my painful duty to welcome
You all to the farewell meeting convened in honour of our beloved Uncle Hector.
We ...
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Categories:
shashlik, funnyfamily, education, family, me,
Form: Prose Poetry