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Seat Of The Pants Poems - Poems about Seat Of The Pants

Irrational exuberance at respite from reading
...Irrational exuberance at respite from reading... (on a rainy May thirteenth two thousand and twenty five) as a balm against ennui becoming engrossed, immersed, and lost in space of orrery reg......

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Categories: seat of the pants, adventure, america, analogy, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Kansas City Defeat
... The Chiefs went to New Orleans to do a war dance. However, they got burned by the seat of their pants. It seems Custer at Little Big Horn had a better chance. The team was hoping to win ......

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Categories: seat of the pants, football,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Purple Pondering
...I’m at the age where I’ve grown really long hair And I don’t denim care That the trend is to cut it No longer wearing high heels Just for a flex or a thrill More about how my feet feel And t......

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Categories: seat of the pants, birth, poetry, red,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member SANTAS LITTLE SKELF
...Santa’s Little Skelf Santa Clause is here again It`s almost Christmas day But Santa has a problem he can’t sit on his sleigh. Every time he sits down he jumps up from his seat He`s been stand......

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Categories: seat of the pants, childhood, christmas, growing up,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The High School Two Step
...Another boy at the high school dance Seeking love and a little romance Then the cutest girl smiled And I bowed quite beguiled But it ripped out the seat of my pants......

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Categories: seat of the pants, boy, girl, romance,
Form: Limerick



Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang
...Plagued with lifelong lower gastrointestinal Sturm und Drang Ever since a young lad irritable bowel syndrome in my humble pinion wracked lower abdominal area gurgled and ballooned gastrointes......

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Categories: seat of the pants, 9th grade, angst, anxiety,
Form: Rhyme
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a Fiddle
...Fretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle After experiencing a severe, albeit violent near lethal bout of irritable bowel syndrome (yesterday night August 30th, 2023) triggered courtesy dulcola......

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Categories: seat of the pants, abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
Form: Rhyme
Deciphering Crossword Puzzles, Cryptograms and Scrabblegrams Once Favorite Pastimes
...Deciphering crossword puzzles, cryptograms and scrabblegrams once favorite pastimes Livingsocial at 324 Level Road circa post high school graduation found yours truly voluntarily holed up for a......

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Categories: seat of the pants, 12th grade, angel, anxiety,
Form: Free verse
I Laid Me Body Stomach Down Atop a Grassy Knoll
...I laid me body stomach down atop a grassy knoll... here at Highland Manor Apartments earlier today Juneteenth 2022, (a pitch perfect spring day) with serious intent to read seat of the pants s......

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Categories: seat of the pants, absence, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Mercury and Venus Schooled Me
...Mercury rolled her eyes and dragged me to my seat Making me sit there for ten minutes I tried to sneak away and she caught me By the seat of my pants She gave me a kick and I landed on Venus V......

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Categories: seat of the pants, 4th grade, 5th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Restrategize With Neither Fear Nor Tear
...Current station in life no final destination To sway and slay The bright future which procrastination Serves to waylay and delay If temporary setbacks your vision should blur In times of rever......

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Categories: seat of the pants, poems,
Form: Free verse
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Exacerbated Courtesy of Prunes
...lower abdominal area gurgles and balloons gastrointestinal tract vis a vis flatulence croons in tandem and/or subsequent expulsion eliminates fecal waste witnessing sprinting to ba......

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Categories: seat of the pants, 12th grade, anxiety, dark,
Form: Free verse
I Contradict I
...By the skin of my teeth Surviving by wit Heart on my sleeve But shirts never fit Lucky I’m funny Or it would be a true shame I haven’t got money I’ve never had “game” I won’t be on time ......

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Categories: seat of the pants, identity,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Nowhere Men
...Nowhere Men Roads have been long ones, for many an old man who traversed every path, without having a plan. Always flying, vicariously, by the seat of our pants. Fighting many a battle, never......

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Categories: seat of the pants, introspection,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cupid Pulls Back the Bow
...Love Stuck It started out as a cheek to cheek dance an invitation to come take a chance cupid pulls back the bow letting love’s arrow go now it’s stuck in the seat of my pants. 1/4/2017 ......

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Categories: seat of the pants, humor, valentines day,
Form: Limerick

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