A Conch is a Key West Redneck Local
you needed to know that before I go vocal
I stopped at a Couch's house to buy some weed'z
and this is only the begining of what I see'z
came up on a trailer where the mold is blue
there are flys in day refrigorator and cock-rouches too
his wife was wickin she said "I'm a witch!"
but she came across to me as a B---ch
she was ugly and now I hate her
her face looked like an alligator
"We got six kids!" thier runnin around
"thier beatin each othe to the ground!"
the youngest one says "thats not fare!"
but in reality they just "don't care!"
the cops were talkin to a whore
it smells "Are they cookin meth next door?"
watchin on the porch on a card board box
"he's got combat boots with no socks!"
he just sits there and pulls it (hand was on his crotch)
and picks the bugs out of his mullet (mullet!it's a red neck hair do)
I got high from thier greed
they show had sum stinky weed!
by Capt. Mike
(disclaimer)
I come from the sea's of pirates and drug rummers
but now I fishes cause I thinks it's funners
Categories:
rouches, adventure, funny
Form: Rhyme