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Kitty Mcgraw and Sheriff Tee
Kitty McGraw was on the run with her pa.
They had robbed all the cat nip out of St. McClaw.
Sheriff Tee declared it was a draw
After he drew a gun on the two name of McGraw.
He had an audience now, lots of felines to impress.
She was wearing a holster and pistol over her dress!
The ladies in the audience fell into a swoon.
Sheriff Tee winked at her pa, sitting on steps to saloon.
They are evil, these two monsters, sheriff added to boast.
Pretending they were the worst while Kitty ate her toast.
In actuality, he knew them pretty well secretly.
For they were cousins of his, living most discreetly.
Kitty came out blazing; sheriff looked silly.
A bragging hillbilly.
Copyright ©
Caren Krutsinger
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