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For whom the Bell hotel tolls
Their ma & pa were Eastenders
Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz
Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits
Make even their kids crazy..like nits
Hazy troll scroll hits
Society in bits due to fascist fits
Sod the poor..get your mitts
On more Aperol spritz
Dimwits just going on benders
To the nutter gutter they descend
Quixotic pretend patriotic defenders
Bawdy tawdry mockney skits
Gits getting off their t*ts
Twits showing off their bits
Identikit Brits..s**ts having fits
All about the clout of gaudy glitz
Horrific specific hateful slurry..getting lippy
Like their tan..the glory of a tandoori
Sh** hypocrite story…more in a hurry
For a plateful of curry.. than a Mr Whippy
Or a trip to the chippy
Social oblivion.. as minions from the
Dominions opinions they gag
Silhouettes of stiletto dancers & handbags
Forgotten..they came from a rotten ghetto
Perms & permatans..sl*gs..fancy dans in glad rags
Rhyming slang falsetto twang libretto
Chancers on a stag..s*ag nip & tuck hags
Nags of WAGS made up to the nines
Brag after cocaine lines did blag
One snag..look like a dag in drag
No refrain from disdain campaign
Vain..inane..insane Reform reign pain
Riff raff as naff as an 80’s cornetto
Yet bet still the norm to holiday in Spain
All from the fashion label stable
Grandstand the brands fable
Diadora diaspora ..Fila Villa
With a Pierre Cardin Jardin
It’s a farce..you are working class
Toffs scoff..no VIP pass
Stop.. just being an ar*se
Fooled..fueled and ridiculed
By public schooled top brass
Belligerent…militant instruments
But insolent..indolent & ignorant
These refugees are innocent
No different…like you a descendant of an immigrant
Sex..success…the way you dress
Prosecco fizz...getting in a tizz
Gilded specs and builded pecs
Greed and that need to impress
Tis why indeed it's called ESSEX
Tomfoolery cash for a stash
Of bold gold jewellery
Sold their souls at the polls
For whom “the Bell” (hotel) tolls
Farage barrage racist goals pepping
News airs..or views flares
Dares from their speakers
Roles of shoals of brash proles prepping
Mass of thrill seekers going for the
Kill in crass flash sneakers in Epping
Due to the "colour of your skin"
"No room at the inn".. spin
"Don't let them in" chagrin din
Charlie snorted...no parley
Reported we have resorted
To getting it sorted by them being deported
Cardinal sin..won't let them win
Cos Asylum Seekers they are schlepping
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Toby Bennett
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