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Rats can have over a million descendants In eighteen months, talk about prolific Don't know about all youse guys out there But this guy finds that quite horrific You'd produce enough gas for an atomic bomb If you farted for 6 years and 9 months Know a guy that could produce enough gas For an atomic bomb by farting just once Tipping in Iceland is considered an insult Sounds really civilized to me The longest flight of a chicken is 13 seconds It crash landed and broke a knee Ribbon worms eat themselves if they can't find food Now that's pretty desperate to me Guess they start at the bum and work their way up Don't think I've ever felt THAT hungry Bob Hope and Billy Joel were both once boxers Now I don't mean the doggy type Chained dogs are 3 times more likely to bite us Guess they have a reason to gripe Clocks made before 1660 had only an hour hand The world didn't have seconds back then A jiffy is the time it takes for light to travel One centimetre in a vacuum, I'm overwhelmed Mahatma Gandhi wrote for advice on diet and exercise To strongman Charles Atlas, I kid you not Whoopi Goldberg's real name is Caryn Johnson That can't be, we all love Whoopi a lot Who said "I’ve watched a lot of baseball on the radio" Yup! Good old President Gerald Ford Way back, people threw eggs at the bride and groom A custom that today would be deplored

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