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Bearly Believable
A woman in Alaska,
With her brother on a hike,
Never dreamed that on a bathroom break
Unpleasantness would strike.
She sat down on the toilet
In an outhouse near a yurt
When she felt like something bit her
And she screamed because it hurt.
Her brother raced inside to see
Perhaps a squirrel there
But a glance into the bowl revealed
None other than a bear!
The wounds were superficial
But be warned before you strut
Into an Alaskan outhouse
Or a bear could bite your butt!
Copyright ©
Ilene Bauer
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