Nabber Poems | Examples

Knicker Nabber

I'm looking for knickers and it's a worry;
What'll I do if I'm caught in a hurry?
(These days my signals have got a bit blurry.)

I've looked in the closet and under the bed.
I know that's strange but who knows where I'll shed? 

I've found only two and I know there were more.
They're not in the dryer nor in the wrong drawer,
Not on the line or in the fridge door. 
(You'll gather by this that I've lost things before!)

What have I done? Have I made a mistake or
Could it be that I've harbored an underpants taker?