What I Don'T Want For Christmas
...Santa came last year
Giving me whistles and blow horns and socks covered in pairs
But that is not what I want
Not socks or whistles or blow horns it ain't fair
Not stuffed animals but real ones w...
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Categories:
muscly, christmas,
Form: Narrative
Gym'Ll Fix It - Written With Nina Parmenter
...My middle aged spread is just spreading
So I thought I should join a new gym
Got to fit in my dress for a wedding
With some exercise I could get thin
I’ve got these new gym pants th...
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Categories:
muscly, body, fun, health, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Maria Down Under
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There’s endless miles of golden sandy beaches
Sparkling aqua waters as far as the eye can see
Gods and Goddesses frolic au naturel down under
Here’s where Heaven shines her light down on...
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Categories:
muscly, beach, lust, satire, vacation,
Form: Rhyme
My Dream Come True
...I realized just how much I missed you,
Thoughts of you reappear throughout the day.
On vacation I'm busy with my crew,
Thinking of you as soon as down I lay.
The verses don't come easy any more...
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Categories:
muscly, beach, crush,
Form: Lyric