Funny Mothers Day Poems
These Funny Mothers Day poems are examples of Mothers Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mothers Day Funny poems written by international poets.
There For Me
mothers day, 12th grade, character, hope,
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
mothers day, child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,
They rushed me in.
I had no time to prepare.
Talk they said.
We will not be... long,
it was a song.
mothers day, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
This is a, direct action.
Pick up the phone, dial the number,
you know by heart…
she is waiting.
Ever there too;
listen to your woes,...
mothers day, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Master model of me like daughter,
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible,
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing,
Mothers' Day at the Oval Orifice
mothers day, culture, funny love, hilarious,
Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...
To All The Moms Around The World
mothers day, life, love, mom, mothers
A special ‘Thanks’ goes out
to all the moms around the world
No one can comprehend
the life that you’ve endured
Most women become moms
in their teens or in...
Brother for Sale
mothers day, father, father son, funny,
Brother for sale.
I'll deliver him too.
I can send in the mail,
Wrapped in yellow or blue.
He's water potty-trained now,
But that can change in a day.
mothers day, abortion, baby, betrayal, corruption,
Supporting killing children
they will never ever get my vote again
when you abort a baby
your aborting God from your life
At times my Mom is like a rock
She always has my back
Even when I've been a dork
She cuts me a little slack
She can be serious...
mothers day, childhood, inspirational, mom, mother,
Looking back to memories bright,
I remember she’d teach me wrong from right.
“Clean your plate. There are others who have none.”
“Do your homework, and let...
THE PARENTS' ROLE
mothers day, abuse, bible, children, leadership,
the things your
children say and do;
they got them from your
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Nightmares and imbetweens
mothers day, art, childhood, confusion, death,
A busted boys heart
Beaten black and blue
His bloody hands pray for help
A cowering child
Shaking by the door
Lowers his head and wonders if anyone can help
mothers day, family, friendship, funny, happiness,
Mothers are the best
They are like a test
They are very loving
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest....
ALWAYS MOTHERS DAY
mothers day, funny, mother, thank you,
I have borrowed the first line of this piece from the"unknown scribe" , which I
read many years ago.... The rest is for ALL...
Riddles and Fiddles
mothers day, adventure, childhood, family, funny,
Ya, Shar, there are still open ones- will update later and add a new one.
Lilacs- we had a ton in our yard- on Mother's day...