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Funny Mothers Day Poems

These Funny Mothers Day poems are examples of Mothers Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mothers Day Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Sitter
The Sitter

They rushed me in. 
I had no time to prepare. 
Talk they said. 
Entertain. 
We will not be... long, 
it was a song.

Fear.
My first...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mothers day, child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,



Premium Member Call
Call 

This is a, direct action. 
Pick up the phone, dial the number, 
you know by heart…
she is waiting. 

Ever there too;
listen to your woes,...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mothers day, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,

MOTHER
Master model of me like daughter, 
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible, 
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing, 
Horrible...

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Categories: mothers day, 6th grade, 7th grade,

Mothers' Day at the Oval Orifice
Donald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...

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Categories: mothers day, culture, funny love, hilarious,

To All The Moms Around The World
A special ‘Thanks’ goes out
to all the moms around the world
No one can comprehend
the life that you’ve endured

Most women become moms
in their teens or in...

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Categories: mothers day, life, love, mom, mothers



Premium Member Brother for Sale
Brother for sale.
I'll deliver him too.
I can send in the mail,
Wrapped in yellow or blue.

He's water potty-trained now,
But that can change in a day.
He'll be...

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Categories: mothers day, father, father son, funny,

Premium Member Any party
Supporting killing children 
they will never ever get my vote again 
when you abort a baby 
your aborting God from your life 

Non-christian parties
now they...

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Categories: mothers day, abortion, baby, betrayal, corruption,

Mom
At times my Mom is like a rock
She always has my back
Even when I've been a dork
She cuts me a little slack

She can be serious...

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Categories: mothers day,

YES, MOTHER
Looking back to memories bright,
I remember she’d teach me wrong from right.
“Clean your plate.  There are others who have none.”
“Do your homework, and let...

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Categories: mothers day, childhood, inspirational, mom, mother,

THE PARENTS' ROLE
Blame
yourself for
the things your 
children say and do; 
they got them from your 
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Mothers...

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Categories: mothers day, abuse, bible, children, leadership,

Nightmares and imbetweens
A busted boys heart

Beaten black and blue

His bloody hands pray for help

A cowering child

Shaking by the door

Lowers his head and wonders if anyone can help

A...

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© Cat Way  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mothers day, art, childhood, confusion, death,

Mothers Day
Mothers are the best 
They are like a test
They are very loving 
They like a flower budding
The treat us like a fest....

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Categories: mothers day, family, friendship, funny, happiness,

ALWAYS MOTHERS DAY
I have borrowed  the first line of this piece from the"unknown scribe" , which I 
read many years ago.... The rest is for ALL...

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© Sean Kelly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mothers day, funny, mother, thank you,

Riddles and Fiddles
Ya, Shar, there are still open ones- will update later and add a new one.
Lilacs- we had a ton in our yard- on Mother's day...

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© tom bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: mothers day, adventure, childhood, family, funny,