Funny Mothers Day Poems
These Funny Mothers Day poems are examples of Mothers Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Mothers Day Funny poems written by international poets.
Finger Bowls and Heaven"When Heaven gets overcrowded, place another setting at The Last Supper table," ... by the Poet.
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Categories:
mothers day, bible, destiny, faith, food,
Mamma - Silent One -POTD
Mamma you work very hard for our family
Always giving and never taking
Mother's Day is on March 10 in the UK
Mother's Day is on May 12...
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mothers day, angel, family, life, love,
Pamela Bass
mothers day pilot pam bass
feeling a bit bored and crass
flew east in a wink
right into the drink
losing her sons boarding pass.
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mothers day, fun, funny, giggle, humor,
Mother's DayThis little one you were given, ...
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mothers day, baby, children, cry, god,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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mothers day, 12th grade, character, hope,
The SitterThe Sitter
They rushed me in.
I had no time to prepare.
Talk they said.
Entertain.
We will not be... long,
it was a song.
Fear.
My first...
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Categories:
mothers day, child, childhood, chocolate, daughter,
CallCall
This is a, direct action.
Pick up the phone, dial the number,
you know by heart…
she is waiting.
Ever there too;
listen to your woes,...
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Categories:
mothers day, abortion, absence, abuse, addiction,
MotherMaster model of me like daughter,
Other than being a master, also the synonym of incredible,
The fairy which makes difficulty a silly thing,
Horrible...
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mothers day, 6th grade, 7th grade,
Mothers' Day At the Oval OrificeDonald Trump never had any doubt
He could hear Melania shout:
"Oh for goodness' sake
How long does it take
For a couch potato to sprout?"...
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mothers day, culture, funny love, hilarious,
To All the Moms Around the WorldA special ‘Thanks’ goes out
to all the moms around the world
No one can comprehend
the life that you’ve endured
Most women become moms
in their teens or in...
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mothers day, life, love, mom, mothers
Brother For SaleBrother for sale.
I'll deliver him too.
I can send in the mail,
Wrapped in yellow or blue.
He's water potty-trained now,
But that can change in a day.
He'll be...
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mothers day, father, father son, funny,
Any PartySupporting killing children
they will never ever get my vote again
when you abort a baby
your aborting God from your life
Non-christian parties
now they...
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mothers day, abortion, baby, betrayal, corruption,
MomAt times my Mom is like a rock
She always has my back
Even when I've been a dork
She cuts me a little slack
She can be serious...
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mothers day,
Yes, MotherLooking back to memories bright,
I remember she’d teach me wrong from right.
“Clean your plate. There are others who have none.”
“Do your homework, and let...
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mothers day, childhood, inspirational, mom, mother,
The Parents' RoleBlame
yourself for
the things your
children say and do;
they got them from your
nasty looks, gestures and unkind words...
read them some stories from the Bible!
Mothers...
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Categories:
mothers day, abuse, bible, children, leadership,