Masturbator Poems - Poems about Masturbator

...You're so far away from me and I suck trying to go slow when I know I wanna snatch you up, bail you out, and take us to our new home It's hard when I'm alone in the shower - I can't hold you quite ......Read the rest...

...Science can’t save you, neither can religion, at least Popper and Niebuhr, philosophers and poets, are entertainers, which is why actors and athletes are paid so much. Thanks for the summaries. I......Read the rest...

...johnny felt he had to make a stand if he was ever gonna get to see his man with the plan + so one morning he got up & oiled himself down (after relieving himself to his favorite movie) then gone i......Read the rest...