Long Gooses Poems
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At cock crow
Lady and Mr. Y, turned seventy
They googled themselves;
The wind whistled past
And exposed the gooses back
They felt the wrinkles
On their temple,
The rings around their eyes
And the tires around their waistline;
They threw caution to the wind,
Damned God's wisdom;
Rejected and refused the notion
That every product
Has a manufacture and expiration date
Like Adam and Eve,
They rebelled and went
On a rehabilitation and refurbishing spree:
First, was a tummy tuck, Liposuction,
Rhinoplasty and facelift,
Then,
Necklift, browlift, chinlift, breastlift
And facial rejuvenation.....
For a while,
They shortchanged nature
As a snake shells it's outer layer
But,
Could not cheat death
When it came knocking.
.
tricks mine think
each thuh dayz
daze
'pon hern simple
appear
her'z
tip t'ward
toe'z
mine
smilez
click
click
drop frock
thuh
click
'gainst
ourn
gooses bump'd
slip stuck
tickle
click click click
tickle
stuck
Welcome to the "Wheel of Misfortune"
With your host, “Dirty Clothes” Pat
And dear sweet “Hole In Her Gowns” Vanna
You could lose your fortune like that
Players contribute ten grand of their own
The one with the most money loses
Ain't easy giving all incorrect answers
Ya feel like a bunch of silly gooses
First contestant is the one that goes last
Are you following, it can be a bit confusing
Audience get baffled, some leave in a huff
A few were even caught snoozing
Where's all this leading, I haven't a clue
Really feels like I've lost my control
Maybe I'll just gracefully fade to black
And crawl back in my wee cubbyhole
© Jack Ellison 2015
Expressionless faces from nondescript places
Each to work races to go through their paces
Mothers on day trips with Garrys and Tracys
Hope to avoid unexpected disgraces
Packed in like sardines which happens routinely
Keep a hair’s breadth apart, else it’s unseemly
A man who’s expression says ‘thinking obscenely’
Presses up close, just a little too keenly
Did I feel a hand where a hand shouldn’t be
I don’t mean my arm and I don’t mean my knee
If Mr Obscene one more time gooses me
I’ll give that old pervert a lobotomy
I’ve thought it before and I’ll think it again
This daily commute renders good folk insane
Will I get a medal if I inflict pain
On those who bring prams on a rush hour train?
Frozen window a blackboard to write on
a motivational boost
Smelling romantic moonlight
can be a two-part problem - or shared enjoyment
Sliding down the hill in an open suitcase
reindeer in fur coats - the merchant's profit
The bathing season is already ended
scientists cast doubt on the health effects of ice bathing
The frozen untuned strings of the soul
I'm considering buying a piano
You don't need professional education
look - the gooses track in the snow
Wet lips, juicy tangerines
garlic and ginger in a bread bag
In the Advent calendar's windows
soft velvet hearts and twin cherries
Avoid this year's cold - recommend
a splash of whiskey morning, noon and night