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My nephew is living with me and he's a pain.
I tell my brother that I like him but sadly I feign.
He drinks most of my whiskey and then waters it down.
I guess I won't be getting drunk while this jerk is around.
I want to throw him out but I owe a favor to my brother.
He has four sons, I hope I don't get stuck with another.
My nephew takes leaks in my sink and takes dumps in my plants.
He's a bastard and now you understand why I rant.
He eats all of my food and sleeps with my wife.
I hope that I don't get stuck with this jerk for life.
My life is so crappy and I don't know if I can take much more.
If you see your nephew coming, you'd better lock your doors.
(THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.)
Welcome to my poetic Burlesque
To read this poem you must first undress
If I were near, I must confess
I’d pay close attention, you might have guessed
I don’t wish to appear a bit too rude
But I wrote it, so you must read it, in the nude
Just loose your puritan attitude
A naked body is my libido’s food
There are only a couple of verses more
I hope you have removed all that you wore
I am sure your figure I would adore
Even if your caption would read, “Before”
You cannot read the final verse
Until your birthday suit you are in first
That modesty bubble you really must burst
Our fear of nudity is a horrible curse
Now take a picture to offer proof
You followed the rules – now tell the truth
Email it to me, I’ll treat it with couth
I hope to get a stack that reaches the roof