Long Funnyfishing Poems

Fish and Tablets

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like  Moses, the king of rods and storms
I once displayed my best fishing forms
       sleek boat started to leak
       the hooks went on a freak…
and landed in a field of dead worms

to save face, I  hanged on a palm tree
holding two stoned tablets for last spree
    fish and mollusks sneered
    as sea creatures cheered…
till I roared… and parted the red sea!




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*one of the commandments of the tablets read:
“ Thou shalt not laugh at neighbor’s foolish failed attempts..” :)


--- for John Moses Freeman's " Fishing Limericks"
     and now, PD's Limerick Fu 
  
     by nette onclaud,