Long Flouncy Poems

Way back in the nineteen fifties
When Charlie grew out of his toys,
He fancied having an active life
So he joined the Teddy Boys.

He wore drainpipe jeans, a black drape coat
And a shirt with a boot lace...

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Ending in a flouncy ruffle, I married in a brown crushed velvet dress
This was 1971. Only six people were there, maybe one less.
My groom was nervous, I had sweet talked him into eloping with me.
I...

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DESSERT TABLE

Yes, it’s a beautiful spread
A tantalizing sight
With not Cezanne depth or solidity, but
Our hostess’ fond delight

She’s gathered not justs -
Not just cakes, cheeses and fruit
But a famous pot of snowball flowers,
A tall bottle of...

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O what a time we had,
we had a time of it didn't we,
you in your stripy flouncy dress
and pink kneed splendor,
and I dragging a foot behind you,
as callow and unrisen as
a half-baked pudding.

We between us
had...

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Sunday was patent leather shoes, white anklets with lace
Starchy petticoats, flouncy lavender dresses with huge bows in the back.
Sunday was Sunday School, where everyone in the church knew us.
Singing so loudly in the pew during...

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My soft panda, you inspire me to write. Indian Summer
How I love the way you call, walk and sleep,
Invading my mind day and through the night, In midst of summer
Always dreaming about the bouncy peep.

You...

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Ode my Deer

My special deer, you jump so high in air flight.
So I love the way you fly, soar and run,
Invading my mind days and through the night,
Always dreaming about falls bright red sun.

Let me...

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I want to write a pleasant sonnet
But the words became a nonnet
I Put on a flouncy bonnet
And walked across a comet

Tomorrow I will try again if I'm not a nurse
To write a pleasant flowing verse
I'll...

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I write this bouncy little tune
With a flouncy ickle fume

My poems are the best
In the world

I rock the planet more than
Mountains and hills

Indeed, I am orf me rock
Except for sulphur dioxide

Volcanoes erupted in Washington
So did...

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i am more handsome then I was
   the zit has gone
             the elastic is back in my neck

   ...

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