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Snow is falling heavily by the minute
from the whitest sky, which yesterday...
had me fooled for a perfect spring day.
Fall, pretty and fluffy snowflakes, fall...
floating and gracefully coming down
on the frozen hollies with empty nests.
The breath-taking snowy spectacle
can make one fantasize and dream...
oh, I'm dreaming by feeling the chill!
Little sparrows searching for shelter,
don't brave the dangerous blizzard...
step inside quickly and keep warm.
Driving in snow and ice is very hazardous,
I'm staying home and listen to the forecast...
it won't get any better as the day progresses.
How much snow will fall, I cannot predict,
and the weather man is as puzzled as I am...
it would be embarassing to be wrong again.
Sweet, hot chocolate and lemon tea are my choices,
to prevent chills from entering these unwilling bones...
before venturing outside and shovel plenty of snow.
Copyright 2010 by Andrew Crisci
There are times in life that make you think,
Then there are others that make you drink.
As a man I experienced both at an early age
Here's the tale, so I'll set the stage.
An Archeologist was what I wanted to be,
Only to have it turn into an embarassing moment for me.
The King Tut exhibit had come to town,
Some friends asked if I would like to go down.
Being single, I didn't want to be a "5th Wheel",
They said, "No problem...another girl would agree with the deal."
So we planned the Museum trip with great care,
Me most of all, as this new girl would soon be there.
I was anticipating having a great time,
With these friends and one they made sound so sublime.
They picked me up that morning in their car,
The drive to this gal's house was not that far.
At the appointed time we pulled up front of her house,
I don't remember, but I must have been as jittery as a mouse.
Then out she came, this beautiful, freckled, red head,
At that moment my thoughts raced and heart sped.
It was a cool day so the windows were down,
When suddenly my joy of meeting her caused a frown.
When she saw me in the back of the car as she peered in,
She said one thing..."I'm not goin' ".
She turned on her heal with no reason for the spurn,
Ran back to her house and never even turned.
I was as crushed as I could be,
But it was the best thing that could have happened to me.
Because the gal that set up the date,
Eventually became my true soulmate.
Embarrassing Moment’s
Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then
Embarrassing moment…. when you realize
Everyone is staring and snickering at me when
I walked out the bathroom with a long peace of toilet paper trailing behind me stuck to my underwear.
I wish someone would have been kind enough to let me know before I walked out of the public bathroom.
Embarrassing moment…. when you realize
A man is giving me dirty looks
because
I’m so preoccupied texting on my cell phone that I walked into a men’s bathroom that was occupied
True embarrassing moment’s stories
10/16/2015
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He was a free-spirited chap from the day of his birth.
Even his long-suffering folks doubted he'd be of much worth!
His name was Billy Bob, his mischief became town lore;
With those in authority he had a very dismal rapport!
Each Saturday night he'd go on a stupendous binge,
Embarassing the gentle folk of town causing them to cringe!
At the Baptist Church picnic he slipped gin in the punch.
The sheriff and his boys were called to quell the rowdy bunch!
He roared down Main Street in his ramshackle truck.
People cheered him on, cops pursued, 'til he ran out of luck!
He wasn't a mean-spirited lad, simply the town ne'er-do-well.
In the hoosegow, the jailer reserved his own special cell!
A delegation was formed and they lectured him stern.
He was advised to leave town and never return!
To ensure that he, their fair village would ne'er more malign,
On all roads leading to town was posted this sign:
"This is the birthplace of Billy Bob of dubious renown.
Years ago the scoundrel was run out of town.
Dare he return we'll toss him in jail,
Without the benefit of judge, jury or bail!"
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (© All Rights Reserved)