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Chronicles of a Plus Sized Chick
These are the thoughts and 
feelings of a
plus sized chick,
One who is defined as plump and 
thick,
With chunks of fat and extra skin,
Rounded edges and puffed up 
cheeks.
This is her being raw and real
Saying it...

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Categories: embarassing, emotions
Form: ABC



Tom's Trashy Tid-Bits
Yes, folks, it's happened again; the trash compactor backed up and spewed out 
all the following nonsense;
How come you only hear the term "scutch" in a hospital? "Come on scutch on 
over to the gurney.'...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, allegory, angst, confusion, funny, life, parody, me,
Form: Burlesque
Host Nation Crass Action
Host Nation Crass Action

It is downright embarassing to review a viral video clip...
Of a group of black attired chanting in unison to a beat...
Presumably they were out in full force as soccer fans...
Easily overwhelming the...

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Categories: embarassing, anger, anti bullying, betrayal, football,
Form: Free verse
Lost Time Doesn'T Circulate
Lost time doesn’t circulate
I was having a hard time finding my light switch in the dark
Colorful, temporary
Grey, permanent
Sore calves and heavy head
Tisses and black shoelaces
I’m 18, and I don’t feel well enough to get up...

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Categories: embarassing, anxiety, corruption,
Form: I do not know?
Our Day Out
Our Day Out

Our day out to Wales in the Summer of 1981
In car temperature soars that alike to Lebanon,
Not like the previous year of 1980
When temperatures where more akin to Haiti.
Mark one Cortina of a...

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Categories: embarassing, adventure, appreciation, childhood, summer,
Form: Free verse



My First Fish Food
I was seven ~ war coming on
living with aunts, uncles ~ parents divorced anon
the church I walked to ~ the road seemed long
in Minnesota ~ not woe be gone!

A Catholic school, name of Saint, nuns...

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Categories: embarassing, childhood, food, religion, me,
Form: Light Verse
Because I Love You
is it possible that you're the reason why i can't sleep at night?

like everything that i've been feeling is because i never got over you?

it hurts to think that, but it's the truest thing i...

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Categories: embarassing, how i feel, sad love,
Form: Free verse
Soulmate
There are times in life that make you think,
Then there are others that make you drink.

As a man I experienced both at an early age
Here's the tale, so I'll set the stage.

An Archeologist was what...

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© Dan Cwiak  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, adventure, destiny, emotions, girl, me,
Form: Couplet
Limping Heart Pt 1
I just think about her and my heart's limping 
I don't know when my loving turned to simping
I don't know when expressing my feelings became embarassing 
I told her how much I love her and...

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© Yaya King  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, deep, depression, heartbreak, heartbroken, hurt, love,
Form: Rhyme
Did That Really Just Happen
I coincide with my fear
for that's how it began
not everybody seems to like it
but this is who I am
is it my learning curve trough
when I can barely stand
to see the damage
as such eclipsed reflections
ever seem...

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© Bj Fard  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, art, dedication, faith, fear, friendship, growing up,
Form: Free verse
Blow bubbles in the juice with the straw
Having a neighbourhood is not the best to be honest.
I read the book of brotherhood of the rose on the bench.
My eyes were itching,
Falling close, often times.
I haven't slept days.
My bag was feeling comfy imagening...

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Categories: embarassing, 9th grade,
Form: Free verse
Nostalgia: K-8
I remember in kindergarten,
I and a few friends were put on the yellow light,
the light of shame, for playing tic-tac-toe on the Spanish room tables.
oh shame, shame, shame...
In first grade, I miss that teacher, Zoellner...

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Categories: embarassing, adventure, childhood, history, life, nostalgia, teen,
Form: Free verse
Men are a threat
I stood next my big sister and my little brother infront of us.
It was night and some were drunk, the youngest needs to get protected.
*The youngest needs to get protected*
Behind us men shouted insulting comments...

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Categories: embarassing, 8th grade,
Form: Free verse
Crying you made me in past was different then from now
Sometimes I was giggling, dancing or just being my silly me.
And then when you sometimes ecountered, I felt embarassed.
I don't know why but my feet felt numb, and I needed to suddenly sit down.
I didn't...

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Categories: embarassing, 8th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Billy Bob
He was a free-spirited chap from the day of his birth.
Even his long-suffering folks doubted he'd be of much worth!
His name was Billy Bob, his mischief became town lore;
With those in authority he had a...

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Categories: embarassing, funny
Form: Rhyme
Not a type of jealousy
,,He has blue eyes thoughhhh, everyone has them"
,,Nah, they are light green"
,,Yes?"
,,Mhm"
,,But I think like he doesn't really like creative things."
,,He does"
,,no, he always says he doesn't"
,,he does. He just doesn't like it when you...

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Categories: embarassing, 8th grade,
Form: Free verse
Behind the Walls of Shame
Behind the walls of shame

I discovered makeup when I was lost and weary, it took me to heart and hid all the scars I had.
I discovered sunglasses when I felt ashamed of my brown eyes,they...

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Categories: embarassing, age, beauty, change, emotions, how i feel,
Form: I do not know?
The First Blizzard
Snow is falling heavily by the minute
from the whitest sky, which yesterday...
had me fooled for a perfect spring day.
Fall, pretty and fluffy snowflakes, fall...
floating and gracefully coming down
on the frozen hollies with empty nests.
The breath-taking...

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Categories: embarassing, peace, sea, seasons, urbansnow, snow,
Form: Narrative
The Overindulger
Upon testing the waters they spring to life,
Always over indulging,
Never being able to say no,
In complete denial about the situation.

With a captive audience they perform for all,
Extracting laughter,
Arousing amusement,
While some find their performance appauling.

But still...

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Categories: embarassing, family, people, sad, people, people,
Form: Free verse
You Could Say Anything
Im just a fifteen year old
In love with women
Put a naked girl on it and im sold
Ill take it to the linen

I think its something with how we re wired
Because it seems to be all...

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Categories: embarassing, girlfriend-boyfriend
Form: Rhyme
Support
Anxiety, dear?
But that doesn't exist 
Cowards only run,
Don't be a baby,
Everything is fine, so why
Fear something that's not there?
Give me a break, stop complaining
Help me understand
I'm your parent
Just shut up
Kids are just moody as teens
Let...

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© Jay Yeats  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, anxiety, child abuse, childhood, mental illness, parents,
Form: ABC
Premium Member Embarrassing Moments Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then
Embarrassing Moment’s 
Hilarious Now But Not Funny Then    

Embarrassing moment…. when you realize 

Everyone is staring and snickering at me when

I walked out the bathroom with a long peace of toilet paper...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: embarassing, funny,
Form: Prose
Shame
At the bus Station I stood  with a girl in my class.
My bestfriend came towards me: 
,,you also don't come to the Extra math lesson?" 
,,you are there? "
,,what, adna what are you talking...

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Categories: embarassing, 8th grade,
Form: Free verse
My Rock and Roll Lessons
When Jimi Hendrix died
I started sleeping on my side
I didn't want to drown in my own vomit

When Momma Cass passed 
chewing a ham and a cheese
I said "Dear Lord don't let
that happen to me"

I don't...

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Categories: embarassing, america,
Form: Light Verse
Lost Friendships By Satis Shroff
LOST FRIENDSHIPS (Satis Shroff)



When old friends

Go asunder,

What remains

Are memories,

Of moments

In tranquility.



When world tremble

And words shiver,

When lips vibrate

And nothing comes out

Of your larynx.



Just the uneasy

Breath from your nostrils.

The silence and solitude

That prevails,

When friendships

Have lost their meanings.



Encounters,

Wiedersehen,

Become...

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Categories: embarassing, sad, sorrow, spoken word,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things