Jedi Poems

Red-Eye Jedi

The Force! The Force!
No Coda yet for Me!
Ooh! Scary it may Be!

A Horse! A Horse!
Then Yoda said to Me...
"Mmm, Wary you should Be!"

The Course? The Course?
No Soda Can to Sea?
"Mmm, Ferry not for Me!"

Brute Force! Brute Force!
Will Chewy go with Thee?
"Mmm, Hairy, not for Me!

Hiku - Jedi at Ten

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Short Form Jedi

Hilarious up to the end,
the witty, short verses he penned.
And his limerick score?
Fifteen hundred or more…
Aloha, smooth sailing, my friend!

Lego Jedi

There once was a young lad named Garrison
whose Lego skills had no comparison.
A few thousand more pieces?
Aptitude just increases:
in a flash, he’s outbuilding everyone.

Play a Jedi Mind Trick

How far does the ego inflate 
how vain can one man be
thinking you outsmart a mate 
controlling as you please 

When you become so lazy 
every little task is hard work 
and mind control seems crazy 
yet successful without effort 

When you decide that you’ll imply 
something you want done
To somebody who doesn’t mind 
getting

Hero

Hero 

I know who you are
Your secret is busted 
My spider sense tingles
It can always be trusted 

The bad guys are nervous
They can't see through your glasses
All evil's on hold 
While you're kicking their asses 

And though your invincible status is real
The people who know 
See the pain that you feel 

For the toughened exterior

Humbly Intrepid Jedi Leader

I aver, an auspicious dark shadow(s) will zoom
as if birthed, sans starry eyed nebulous debris
across infinite fantastic space/time catacomb
constituting whirled wide web ringing Gaia's in utero
fallopian youtube from out cosmic podcast womb

closing gap 'twixt outer limits galactic blob
(traveling at hair reed greased lightspeed varoom
ming before twilight zone) as death spurt humanity
descends into black hole sun,

The Jedi Master

THE JEDI MASTER

My grocery bag stares at me as if
I’m the enemy. Hans Solo holds his
gun, the Wookie towers over him.
Princess Leia clings to his walking
furball waist. Carrie, draped in white,
like now, six feet under, boys still
ogling her and her two pinwheel curls.
Skywalker, the kid, bends down reaches
out, shaky hand of a jedi-in-training. Is
It I

Jedi Mind Games

My dismissive smiles,
I use to keep you around me for a while
And my sad, needy groans
has you leaving final goodbyes on the phone
Being cool and uninterested
always draw them closer to me
Acting like I can't survive without them,
make 'em take the car keys and flee quickly
And I love looking at the bright tail lights
of those many

Shady Jedi Mind Tricks

Wherefrom poetry shades recall,
and the other side of yesterday
is but a dreamt hallucination,
can't see the foliage from trees'
darkly forested boundaries,
insofar as frivolous moonbeams 
agitate sun's glorified imagism 
'midst hues of baubled madness
& vaporous sentiments are replete
within day-trippers' remote motives,
shadowing delusional chicanery
of rosé-tinted Jedi mind tricks

The Jedi Has Returned

When you start to let go
What do you see?  Liberation
You've been hanging on too much
You are not supposed to have any weight on you
It's not meant to be
And it's not supposed to be
Do you see anyone walking around with weight on them?
Yet we carry weight mentally
Not good my friend
Let loose and see what happens
Don't

Imaginary Jedi Friends

We raced with giants and stalked Jabba Jab
Climbing on gates of metal and wood,
Fierce skin lacerated from thorny spikes 
Our innocence excused by the gods.

With our light sabers in a clone menace
The troopers moved to protect all borders
From evil DarthNess and his invaders ;
Brave were our young minds with imaginings.

Weary from the Third Encounter
Our jerky

Master Jedi Yoda

Yoda you are not 
Spiritual may forgot
Creature green and small
A Jedi, your size, be you tall

With words of meanings small
Your language known be all
To many with imaginations,bright
Be they to wield their saber light.

Imagination dark and light yield
Jedi be, force is sealed
Vadar and boy son he be
Many child role be he

Inspire to save ,no evil defeat
Battles

Path of Jedi

Jedi knight
Evil fight
Force unite
Beware dark side's bite!

Star Wars Vi Return of the Jedi---The Force

Weapon…light-saber
Acrobatics with the Force
Darth Vader’s demise


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