By God Trump Was Called
By God Trump for President was called;
God would put it off and surely stalled;
Same old story;
Incriminatory;
With Trump's hot sins we were scalded.
Could tell by Trump's tempestious style;
For him wanted to make us walk a mile;
Trump a tortoise,
With rigor mortis;
For a camel who he did want to defile.
We were baffled by Trump's many blunders;
Born with bone spurs never 90 day wonders;
Food at commisary,
Did cause dysentary;
He caused terrible spells we had been under.
With Trump's health he had a horrible time;
He had created missing links in each chime;
Me release,
From police;
Committed crime when his ladder did climb.
Problems with Trump could be contributed,
To shady deals and not equally distributed;
So had salivated,
While we waited;
Nothing at all to church had he contributed.
Now that we are perturbed and preplexed,
What do you think Trump tried to do next;
Lack of full deck;
Complete wreck;
With him as President became very vexed.
Jim Horn
Categories:
incriminatory, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick