Funny Hospital Poems | Examples
These Funny Hospital poems are examples of Hospital poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Hospital Funny poems written by international poets.
Their fists were of furious intent,
But backs were too aged and bent.
It wasn't the seizing,
But rather the wheezing,
That both to the hospital sent.
Hospitalized.
Like a caged animal
I hear the nurses laughing again
What is so dagnabbed funny at 2:18 in the morning?
Diabolical laughter echoes through the hallway.
Slapping its body into my room loudly and proudly
A nurse will be in here to take vitals in a minute.
I cannot believe they have to wake me up for this.
Hello. Let’s take our blood pressure.
Hi! Let’s go to the potty.
My name is Lola. I will be your night nurse.
Who the bellsl cares?
I sit and fume
But no one comes.
Maybe I have had my quota of being bothered today?
I fall into a tiny sleep.
2:22 the clock says.
Some idiot wakes me up at 2:35.
Hi! My name is Dotty.
You can say that again.