Hog Heaven Poems - Poems about Hog Heaven

... The sow beauty queen’s favorite color is money green The cloven jaw cutie’s favorite sound is “cha-ching” Miss Piggy Lips loves how the cash registers throughout the land constan......

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...CHALLENGE TITLE POETRY CONTEST FOR AUGUST ON POEMHUNTER.COM! 'WHY DO TURTLES CROSS THE ROAD? ' OK FOLKS! Please choose your favorite poem from those entered here and remember too to give you......

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...(Can you guess which Sheep/lamb nursery rhymes I’ve parodied with these three piggy rhymes?) 1. Oink oink, white pig, have you any pork? No WAY, Mister! Drop your fork! You think you’re takin’ bacon......

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...BIKER The night sky is made of black tar, and broken glass, And the moon, if you melt it in a spoon, once was an old hubcap. So by the light of night, ride the Milky Way’s bright stars And by da......

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