Hilarity At Hillary Popularity
Heard they were having much hilarity
With Hillary and all of her popularity
With appearances that are populating
And her challengers are all hesitating.
They will blatantly need an antidote
No one for them does want to vote
Like plague Republicans are treated
They themselves are being self-defeated.
Self-defeating is a disease these days
Results of it surely will truly amaze
Tearing down those for their own benefit
This is one more thing they should quit.
Positive is pretending people will think
When willing and able to raise a stink
Read Corinthians Two and Beatitudes
When you want to find right attitudes.
So why should I want to be so rude?
Crewed way of seeing world they viewed
Members have more then one hen-peck
And are extremely red around the neck.
James Voracious Hellacious Horn
Retired Veteran and Profound Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC 28422
Categories:
hen peck, humorous,
Form: Couplet
By Their Grandmother
England to me greatest place on earth
Where they have a royal, beautiful birth
With so many smiles appearing everywhere
While baby was being handled with care.
Car seat was even put in proper place
And correct direction baby will now face
As off to immaculate palace we all go
Where wife always keeps husband in tow.
They looked at crowd from a tall deck
And you could actually see a hen peck
But being everyone was so far away
Peck only privately was on display.
Each one was saved and in closet stored
And each time when they became bored
Princess to all did appear to be mean
By bringing out pecks so they could be seen.
Prince and princess filled each ear with cotton
And won't hear child who was spoiled rotten
Make sure on best behaviour will be another
So child can be seen by their grandmother.
Categories:
hen peck, analogy, humorous,
Form: Couplet