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Sixty Years, Oh My

...Skinny as Twiggy was in Flat as a board Not a millimeter sticking out Not even her pout Now it's all about curves And 'bubble-butts' Sticking out as far down there As a......Read the rest...

Categories: flat as a board, fashion, passion, women,
Form: Rhyme

Shot To Poppa Squat

...Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. But Patch Addams was played on this tone. By a fighter of demons of others and his own. So in the spirit......Read the rest...

Categories: flat as a board, death of a friend,
Form: Rhyme

For My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends

...For My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends About bread what we found to be so surprising, Flour yeast seemed to find much trouble rising; Oh my Lord, Flat as a board; Now have been in agony and ......Read the rest...

Categories: flat as a board, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Love and Irony

...Knee high to a grasshopper Not an ounce of grace In a split second he would swap her For a pretty face She asked him to play And drown a worm Not today, he would say As he'd fidget and squir......Read the rest...

Categories: flat as a board, irony, love,
Form: Free verse

Round Colored Pegs

...On small chubby legs --- I placed round colored pegs --- Into a flat brown wooden board --- Doing it the regimental way made me bored --- Red, yellow and orange, on through --- Is the teacher's ......Read the rest...

Categories: flat as a board, introspection
Form: Free verse