Flat As A Board Poems - Poems about Flat As A Board

...Skinny as Twiggy was in Flat as a board Not a millimeter sticking out Not even her pout Now it's all about curves And 'bubble-butts' Sticking out as far down there As a......

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...Suicide is a topic way too serious for jokes. Too awkward for many funny bone pokes. But Patch Addams was played on this tone. By a fighter of demons of others and his own. So in the spirit......

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...For My Germany Bread Friends and Fiends About bread what we found to be so surprising, Flour yeast seemed to find much trouble rising; Oh my Lord, Flat as a board; Now have been in agony and ......

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...Knee high to a grasshopper Not an ounce of grace In a split second he would swap her For a pretty face She asked him to play And drown a worm Not today, he would say As he'd fidget and squir......

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...On small chubby legs --- I placed round colored pegs --- Into a flat brown wooden board --- Doing it the regimental way made me bored --- Red, yellow and orange, on through --- Is the teacher's ......

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