Prologue
...Whether you have come to possess this compendium of doggerel confessions by chance or by choice, should you decide to venture beyond this page, I politely suggest you consider the contents to be noth...
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Categories:
expectorate, allegory, literature,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Fartology
...How did the phrase “Spitting Image” originate
Seems kinda gross to me
Now here's something I've often wondered about
Do Queens expectorate... surely Kings do
For that matter, they pass wi...
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Categories:
expectorate, death,
Form: I do not know?
Dear Old She
...Dear old she! –
The sun is tanning and battering
Her skin,
Greying her hair, fading her beauty;
She’s gone frail!
Youth has fled her, and hence decrepitude
has befriended her –
For never the ...
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Categories:
expectorate, anxiety,
Form: Prose Poetry
A Nice Day
...It's always a nice day;
To have a nice day,
When even the worst;
Can't make you frown,
You are set on your course;
No storm can rain,
On your parade;
Specially when it's just begun,
Out of every mome...
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Categories:
expectorate, life, nice, nice,
Form: Free verse