Eat Like A Horse Poems - Poems about Eat Like A Horse

...The germs and the bugs and the viruses Each of them fancied their chances The microbes and pathogens all had a go At giving me evil-eye glances My bones they were aching, my temperature baking ......

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...Oreos with chocolate chips Potato sticks with onion dip Drip the cheese all over those fries Three scoops of ice cream and apple pie Frito-lay corn chips beside a guacamole-filled bowl ......

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...Remember years ago, when you were fit Now you can't stand too long, before you have to sit And all the times that you ran to catch your bus Now it just passes by and you stand and cuss. In ......

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...Waiter oh Waiter please do serve me do I ravage from hunger from hunger I do To start some spaghetti with fine onion rings Topped with an apple and some other things A soft boiled egg balanced on......

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...How long will I wait Mr. Waiter? You only brought me water, yet I requested for ox-tail soup, and a bowl of carrots and a tulip. Mr. Waiter, you are not serving a rat; I'm by all facial definiti......

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...I am so hungry I could eat an entire horse. Or, I'll just eat you!......

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