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Clootie Poems - Poems about Clootie


Premium Member Sawney Bean, Legend of a Cannibal - Written In Broad Scots Dialect
...Thar was nae richt ae laddie sair wha heft a cave 'side Galloway, wi' nae jaiken he griftit dare as he was nae tae lippen tae. Ill-naitur'd fishwife he haud in wi', the twa 'greed tae gang the'gith......

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Categories: clootie, history,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member Address To the Devil
...Auld Clootie of corruption fame, how smooth your fork-ed hiss, deceiving hearts and tickling ears with your sweet, seductive kiss. Oh, master of enticement how fragrant is your breath, while ......

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Categories: clootie, faith,
Form: Quatrain



Premium Member Haggis and Drinks Mi Luve (Mythology)
...Let’s hve haggis and drinks mi luve Find de bes ina de ole land Lay yu head on mi chest mi luve Whilst wi dance musik wid de band Dance wid de band in de Highlands Backyard jig good fer de ol......

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Categories: clootie, adventure, fantasy, funny, happiness,
Form: Ballad

Book: Reflection on the Important Things