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Harriet Honeybunchs Wiley Ways

...Harriet Honey Bunch met Henry at a Honky-Tonk
By accidentally giving back of his neck a tiny bonk
Did you see her flirty, flamboyant ways? Asked Connie Conk
Fine by us said winsome Willie Wonk and...

Joyful Jumping

...Joyful jumping, oh so jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley
Jiggle, juggle, Jane's tamale,
a laugh, a lark, fine, fun folly. 

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rarified and risky romping,
bouncing...

Onomato-pea-a

...I’m Onomato-pea-a
The window is my home.
I love the sounds of cooking
At day, at dusk, and dawn.

Mom clomps into the room
And clicks on every light
The curtain whooshes open,
I wake up, “No ...

The Elite

...At the front row gain a flag off,
as compared to them in the back.

So the life underdogged,
starting by the rulers.

Zig zagging through a bulk of them,
maneuvered without wings.

I’m gonna...

Rude Drivers -Spelling Edit

...Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like to yell at them to take a hike.

Of course I can’...

Bonk On Your Coconut

...Ah the smell of coffee in a paper cup
Like a vision from heaven with both eyes shut
The overwhelming joy
Like your first kiss as a boy
Your senses reel and it bonks your coconut...

Sufi Dream Poem-Theory: Cosmontological Uni-Ball

...Cosmology + Ontology = Cosmontology 

NEW Cosmontological Principle: Be SO SO humble! 

>>> SEE NOTE BELOW 

A Sufi Dream-Poem--Our purposefully "proto-conscious" UNI-ballish recycling?

By: ...

Oh My Back

...My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other day
It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road
She was out with her fancy piece called Tommy getting laid
Having a bonk in his car down a cou...

T'Pau Gig

...T'Pau Gig
Music mattered greatly to me
My first gig was in March 1988
I saw T'Pau at Manchester Apollo
The bouncers were s
Moving me from down to upstairs
But it was fine my band was there

T...

Fun Off Rhyme Crafted Early Doors

...Time’s up 
mind’s plucked 
watch me cave in 
rhymes suck 
my luck 
hair’s wearing thin 
corrupt 
destruct 
stops me thinking 
clocks stuck 
bell struck 
sound silencing 

Now I told you ...

The Sound of Home

...A little head bonk turns a frown upside down;
Just a little tug on your dangling hair, 
a silly ball of yarn and they become a clown;

With a chorus of purrs following everywhere 
running around...

Garfield and Jon

...Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat,
Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat,
Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude,
On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food!
The world...

Brontosaurus Boogie Stomp Stomp Stomp

...Brontosaurus boogie, stomp, stomp, stomp
Higher than your ceiling, tromp, tromp, tromp.
As long as two semis, honk, honk, honk.
Let’s hold it on the freeway, bonk, bonk, bonk.

Brontosaurus cous...

Kids Eh

...My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile
Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile 
Those neighbourhood kids
Need a bonk on their lids
Or a thrashing to make th...

Cave Man Date

...Caveman preps for dating female mates
As he puts on fresh skins and pelts
Caught that day since everything was free
Oil from animal musk still ooze from pores
(To allure the delicate gender favor...

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