Short Bonk Poems

Ah the smell of coffee in a paper cup
Like a vision from heaven with both eyes shut
The overwhelming joy
Like your first kiss as a boy
Your senses reel and it bonks your coconut...

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Harriet Honey Bunch met Henry at a Honky-Tonk
By accidentally giving back of his neck a tiny bonk
Did you see her flirty, flamboyant ways? Asked Connie Conk
Fine by us said winsome Willie Wonk and decent Donnie Donk...

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My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile
Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile 
Those neighbourhood kids
Need a bonk on their lids
Or a thrashing to make their hoohas misfire!!!...

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Little children running around - 
splash went the fish bowl!
Bonk went the table.
All the food went on the floor!
My dog was like a vacuum,
slurping up a storm.
"Run as fast as you can!"
And the children ran ran ran all the way home.


Aunika Alch
Age 11

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Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!

Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!

Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!


(Note:   CUTE is supposed to be sarcastic!!  This happened last week...10/07/09  And I 
didn't "cuss"  LOL Most everyone's been there!!!!!!!...

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Brontosaurus boogie, stomp, stomp, stomp
Higher than your ceiling, tromp, tromp, tromp.
As long as two semis, honk, honk, honk.
Let’s hold it on the freeway, bonk, bonk, bonk.

Brontosaurus cousins, laugh, laugh, laugh
Introduced to sisters, aft, aft, aft.
Swishing cars off freeway, crash, crash, crash.
Brontosaurus boogie, mash, mash, mash....

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Joyful jumping, oh so jolly,
try it in a tram or trolley
Jiggle, juggle, Jane's tamale,
a laugh, a lark, fine, fun folly. 

Happy, hopping, silly stomping,
rarified and risky romping,
bouncing Bonnie's butterscotch,
hilarious, howling hoppyscotch.

Lofty leaping, crazy creeping,
mindful mother's mostly sleeping,
but don't bop with Betty's brisket,
she'll conk you, bonk you, no, don't risk it....

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At the front row gain a flag off,
as compared to them in the back.

So the life underdogged,
starting by the rulers.

Zig zagging through a bulk of them,
maneuvered without wings.

I’m gonna bonk at 15 miles.
So life is bonked, trying suck all of the drops.
Gotta slow down as life rotes.

The pace slaps in head, hallucinate the finish line.
As life dreams of the dead, when the gold is ironed....

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Suffering from an ailed of break up
Is an untune or bonkerness I blurred
Still, I remained and dreamt
And prayed to kicked the bucket
In the dark I stood and uttered I quit
As she swear wrong to stay forever
I remembered the smile she used to make my face
But now everything is died with smudge
But still my love is not vain
I will be with my love forever
It’s not a quotation of mad and bonk
But the verbalize of love...

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So quietly she trips across the floor,
dragging random flotsam and jetsam
she finds in niches the vacuum can't reach.
With evil intent, she crouches at my feet.
Then BONK! I've been kitten-bombed.
She exults in my reaction
of flying drink and floor-bound french fries.
Then she creeps away again
waiting for her next opportunity
to turn on airplane mode,
shut down the computer without saving
my changes,
and scare me half to death....

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A little head bonk turns a frown upside down;
Just a little tug on your dangling hair, 
a silly ball of yarn and they become a clown;

With a chorus of purrs following everywhere 
running around chasing catnip
with large eyes, they hold your stare

the very definition of love and friendship 
little ears hiding in the shadows
a jump, a leap, a crazy back flip 

Picking you up when you’re low, 
a cat’s meow turns a house into a home....

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