Best Bonk Poems

...Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat,
Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat,
Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude,
On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food!
The world......

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...Cosmology + Ontology = Cosmontology 

NEW Cosmontological Principle: Be SO SO humble! 

>>> SEE NOTE BELOW 

A Sufi Dream-Poem--Our purposefully "proto-conscious" UNI-ballish recycling?

By: ......

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...Nature’s Single Dad:
The Australian Emu :
The first 55 days

Emund is busy
preparing his
dance-floor for
partners who’ll put
him to the test. 
His pedigree line
has proven with time

that......

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...So quietly she trips across the floor,
dragging random flotsam and jetsam
she finds in niches the vacuum can't reach.
With evil intent, she crouches at my feet.
Then BONK! I've been kitten-bombed......

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...Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like to yell at them to take a hike.

Of course I can’......

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...Bonk
On head.
Raised too quick!.
Saw a bright star.!
Shock!

Wife
In tears
Laughing hard
Because of look!
CUTE!

Me
In pain
Tears in eyes.
Wanting to cry!
Cuss!!!!


(Note:   CUTE ......

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...I feel the need to say a real loud poem, 
A poem full of WAILS!! HOWLS!! and YELPS!!
It doesn’t need to be about anything at all,
But if it is then I guess that that helps.

AAAARR!! Now that fe......

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Little children running around - 
splash went the fish bowl!
Bonk went the table.
All the food went on the floor!
My dog was like a vacuum,
slurping up a storm.
"Run as fa......

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...Sssttttuhhp....clunk.

Plink..plinkplink...flip, boink, dink, plink.
Donk, donkdonk, plink, doink, dink.
Flipflap..dink, plinkplink, doink.
Doink, doinkdoink, whirrrrrr, buzzzzzzzz dink.

"Oh ......

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...Suffering from an ailed of break up
Is an untune or bonkerness I blurred
Still, I remained and dreamt
And prayed to kicked the bucket
In the dark I stood and uttered I quit
As she swear wrong to......

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...My dog went for a pee, came back wearing a big smile
Some kids had painted him, now he looks like a crocodile 
Those neighbourhood kids
Need a bonk on their lids
Or a thrashing to make th......

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...Caveman preps for dating female mates
As he puts on fresh skins and pelts
Caught that day since everything was free
Oil from animal musk still ooze from pores
(To allure the delicate gender favor......

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...Small gauge large sound
could be trivia profound

Stations and shunters
red lights for the punters

Small member large auto
mobile cars pars pro toto

In silly banter we trust
French letter......

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...At the front row gain a flag off,
as compared to them in the back.

So the life underdogged,
starting by the rulers.

Zig zagging through a bulk of them,
maneuvered without wings.

I’m gonna......

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...Brontosaurus boogie, stomp, stomp, stomp
Higher than your ceiling, tromp, tromp, tromp.
As long as two semis, honk, honk, honk.
Let’s hold it on the freeway, bonk, bonk, bonk.

Brontosaurus cous......

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