Long Bonk Poems

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A Sufi Dream-Poem--Our purposefully "proto-conscious" UNI-ballish recycling?

By: Moji Agha
Started on Oct. 26, 2020

You know?
Being a microtubular cosmontologically proto-conscious
goofy sufi...

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Nature’s Single Dad:
The Australian Emu :
The first 55 days

Emund is busy
preparing his
dance-floor for
partners who’ll put
him to the test. 
His pedigree line
has proven with time

that it is now his
turn, to be best.
He hears them emerge
from the...

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Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat,
Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat,
Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude,
On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food!
The world knows their love hate...

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Time’s up 
mind’s plucked 
watch me cave in 
rhymes suck 
my luck 
hair’s wearing thin 
corrupt 
destruct 
stops me thinking 
clocks stuck 
bell struck 
sound silencing 

Now I told you the minds plucked 
first line...

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I’m Onomato-pea-a
The window is my home.
I love the sounds of cooking
At day, at dusk, and dawn.

Mom clomps into the room
And clicks on every light
The curtain whooshes open,
I wake up, “No more night!”

Drawers squeak, cabinets creak
Bread...

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Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like to yell at them to take a hike.

Of course I...

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My next door neighbour told me a funny story the other day
It’s about Phyllis who lives down the road
She was out with her fancy piece called Tommy getting laid
Having a bonk in his car down...

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On the pages of this existence, skill has an ugly writing
yet, to be a part of this life, fans are fighting
God is partial, if such emptiness also has gain
hands always not capable, possess this much...

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I feel the need to say a real loud poem, 
A poem full of WAILS!! HOWLS!! and YELPS!!
It doesn’t need to be about anything at all,
But if it is then I guess that that helps.

AAAARR!!...

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Small gauge large sound
could be trivia profound

Stations and shunters
red lights for the punters

Small member large auto
mobile cars pars pro toto

In silly banter we trust
French letters a must

But remember the other
Freud had a mother

In Victorian Vienna...

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Sssttttuhhp....clunk.

Plink..plinkplink...flip, boink, dink, plink.
Donk, donkdonk, plink, doink, dink.
Flipflap..dink, plinkplink, doink.
Doink, doinkdoink, whirrrrrr, buzzzzzzzz dink.

"Oh darn".

Sssttttuhhp....clunk.

Plink, doinkbink, flipflap, bink.
Twirrrrrrrrtwirrrrrrrr, twirrrrrrr boink.
flipflap.....clunk

"Oh....Man"!

Sssttttuhhp....clunk.

Plinkplinkboinkdoink...flip...bonk shhhupduuuup.
dink, doink, boink, shuuuup.
plink, ploinkploink, dink doink.
booooouuuuupboooooouuuup...boink
flipflap...clunk

"Shoot"!

Sssttttuhhp....clunk.

plinkplinkplinkplink, doink flipflap, bonk, boink, twirrrrrr.
doink, boink, bonk, wuuuuuup,...

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"Black Jack you say?"
"... why, yes, indeed I do play."

777 = 21 = U
666 = 18 = R
555 = 15 = O (dot)
444 = 12 = L
333 = 9 = I
222 = 6 = F
111...

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Caveman preps for dating female mates
As he puts on fresh skins and pelts
Caught that day since everything was free
Oil from animal musk still ooze from pores
(To allure the delicate gender favors)

Killing prey is not exactly...

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T'Pau Gig
Music mattered greatly to me
My first gig was in March 1988
I saw T'Pau at Manchester Apollo
The bouncers were s
Moving me from down to upstairs
But it was fine my band was there

They were an awesome...

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