Best Funnysky Poems
I
wish
the sky
were falling,
I really and truly
do. Why's that? you
say, following it up with
Why on earth would anyone
wish such a terrible thing? Well,
you see my fellow Americans, If
the Sky were really descending upon
us, intent on crushing us, It would elliminate
all fear of consequence in me, and I would stalk
the neighborhoods doing what I have wanted to do
for a very long time- Namely, I would find every daffy
car with those ridiculously bright blue and purple lights that
blind me and everyone else on the road at night, and I would
smash the lot of them until they were bits of broken glass- NO light
emmiting diode would escape my fiendish grasp! (And then I'll eat lasagna.)
I haven't seen a blue sky in a long time
It's dreary and dark what a depressing crime
A sprinke a shower or a thunderstorm battle
This is New England not Seattle
Its been so long since the day was a perfect ten
Theres no light at all oh its raining again
It's cloudy damp wet and gray
And theres no sun forcasting in my seven day
Look up in the sky theres another lightning spark
I wonder with all this water should I be building an arc
If I dont see rays soon I'll go insane
Im also gonna smack the next person who says we need this rain