Best Funnymoney Poems
While national debt is reduced
The economy needs a boost
Rules from money gods
Say these goals are at odds
So tough times will be introduced
Always find a way not to pay
Hold on to what’s due till doomsday
These ways and means slow
Show it’s better to owe
And with others money to play
Buy like the devil wears Prada
Lose in Las Vegas Nevada
Then pay back old debts
Without any regrets
As now the dollar’s worth nada
The Landlord is a powerful person,
So once a month my mind is full of doubt,
And I watch as my battle scars worsen,
While trying to avoid getting kicked out.
It really is "hard out here for a pimp,
When trying to raise money for the rent,"
Because, when The Landlord knocks, I go limp,
Since the rent money was already spent.
And, I hate when he just stands at the door,
Trying to see if he can break my will,
With me under the bed, facing the floor,
Wishing that I had a different skill.
This will be a battle that rages on,
And I will stay here until he is gone.
Twinkle, twinkle little star
She got them stuck on her bits, they are
Shining from the lights above
As she caresses her booty with a Michael Jackson glove
Twinkle, twinkle booty sister
Pole dancing in shoes that gave her a blister
Sweating from the spot lights below
Gives her an even juicy glow
Men stuff money between her cheeks and toes
They get poorer while her money grows
Twinkle, twinkle pole dance girl
Providing men with an all night thrill