Best Funnymagic Poems
You have asked what I do see
From my Magic Window
If you really want to know
Sit tight here I go.
From my Magic Window
I see the future and the past
Time before creation
And time before man
Where the dinosaur moved
Through the rocky hills
And Eons later their remains
Give me a thrill
Where Adam and Eve
And the apple tree I view
If I could only have been there
I'd have turned the serpent into a stew
How I love Noah's Ark
And the animals on board
Thanks to God we now enjoy
All but the dinosaurs
And what of the caveman
Who in rocky caves resided
Hand prints, pictures, wheel and fire
Have us all excited
There is Roman history, World history
War history and cowboy history
And what of the Indians as for their lands they fought
When the foreigners moved in and left them all distraught
Maybe I'll share
My Magic Window now and then
And if I bore you and you don't come back
That's alright my friend
Cile Beer
August 16, 2010
BROWNIE TIME
So it’s brownie time
They are so easy to make
50 strokes or so
Of this heavenly chocolate
No kids so I’ll eat them all
Looking it over
I can do better than that
Such a weak poem
Baking brownies is no art
Poetry should say something
Now take Longfellow
Hiawatha eats brownies?
Yes! Magic brownies
Amazing what one can write
On a magic brownie high