Best Funnyhumorous Poems
I apologize profusely that you broke my heart
And I apologize profusely, you decided we should part.
You refused to take the blame
For playing the adultery game
So it must have been my fault that you took up with that tart.
for the humorous side of Barbara Gorelick's "Apology Accepted" contest
Hey diddle diddle
We poets that fiddle
With poems that jump over the moon.
But sometimes we blunder
She still claps like thunder
And soon we are smiling a tune.
Like little Miss Muffet,
Laurie Ginn on her tuffet
Brings smiles with each comment she's made
Collecting her wits,
With humorous bits
Jay Leno would gladly have paid
To have her write jokes
And cheer all the folks
Who stay up by light of the moon
Even little dogs laugh,
While the rest of us grin
You're a darling, we love you! ... Ms Ginn