Best Funnychild Poems
On Seeing a Painting by Picasso
By Elton Camp
The museum has a portrait by Picasso on display
When I heard that, I knew had to go by that way
I must admit that, a country hick like me
Has few chances a real work of art to see
The first painting I saw caused me to smile
It obviously was the work of a little child
A real talent for painting the child had not
Yet the museum gave it a prominent spot
In time the child might learn to draw
When better examples of art it saw
Now derisive laughter the kid might hear
If it came to visit and was standing near
I had to hope most folks won’t mind
To a little one’s work to try to be kind
An attempt to paint a woman it seemed to be
But it certainly looked very strange to me
One eye was looking over to her right
While the other had a straight sight
The nose was not located in between
In the place of an ear it could be seen
Mouth wasn’t at the center of her chin
Way over toward the side it did begin
The figure’s hair wasn’t up on the top
Way down to the left side it did drop
Her face was littered with weird designs
Composed of many multiple colored lines
I hoped nobody the child would ask
If it was a horrid Halloween mask
Of that painting I had quite enough
I was ready to see the genuine stuff
“Guard, where may the Picasso be found
So I won’t have to hunt for it all around?”
My question seemed the guard to confuse
Or perhaps I should say it came to amuse
His words to me were such a total surprise
“That is it, right there before your eyes.”
My inner child
Written By Dean Masciarelli
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
My inner child
will
always remain
Because there are so
many things
that I still enjoy doing
Like I did back in the
days when I was young
When I would drop water
balloons
off of very tall buildings
With some friends
And then we would
go
find another building
So that we could do
it all over again
Because we were
having so much fun
And I still
enjoy flying
Remote controlled
airplanes
When ever I can
Like I did when
I was young
Because I still enjoy
chasing people
while they are driving
Or chasing birds
when ever I can
Because it can
be so much fun
And as long as it
doesn’t
cause them any harm
And I never end
up
hurting anyone
Then I will know
that
I will be just fine
And I will continue
doing the same things
Over and over again
For as long as I can
Because I only
get
one time around
So I am going to try to have
as much fun as I possibly
can in this life time of mine
My inner child
will
always remain
Because there are so
many things
that I still enjoy doing
Like I did back in the
days when I was young