Best Appleton Poems
History of the Star Spangle Banner
Maybe idea of Major George Armistead
The glory of Americans who scan her
Of Mary Pickersgill she was begat
The creation of the original flag
Be still a subject highly debated
Mary Pickersgill was not one to brag
Old Glory she made, beauty wind inflated
Armistead first requested it to be
A large garrison flag for reason
So the British have no trouble to see
Good to see our flag has flown in season
Fifteen colonies equal fifteen stars
Having eight red stripes and seven white stripes
Red and white stripes run in parallel bars
She flows in glory apart from other types
Rumor has it two glories were first made
For a small and a large Mary did charge
A document exists a bill was paid
Though small one be lost or is still at large
The varied small Star Spangled Banner
Never made it home to the Smithsonian
Would be nice to see displayed in some manner
In national museum the large is on loan!
For Contest Dazzle us with History
For Carolyn Devonshire and James Frazer
The History of the Real Star Spangled Banner
The creation of the original flag is still a debated subject.
However, the general story accepted by most historians is that Mary
Pickersgill was commissioned to make the flag by Major George Armistead
for $405.90. Following the victory at Fort McHenry, the flag was preserved
by Col. Armistead and it remained in the Armistead family. A smaller one
which was flown during the actual battle, and a larger one that was
flown as a replacement immediately after the British retreat.
This was a common wartime practice of the period.While no one
can say for sure what really happened, documents exist that show that
Mary Pickersgill was paid for two separate flags, a small one and
a larger one. If the smaller flag exists, its whereabouts are unknown.
In 1907, George Armistead’s grandson, Eben Appleton, expressed
interest in donating the flag to the state of Maryland or to the city of
Baltimore. After discussions with Maryland’s governor and the Mayor of
Baltimore, Appleton eventually placed the flag on loan to Smithsonian Institution
and it was displayed in the Hall of History at the National Museum of American
History. The loan was converted to a gift in 1912 and can still be
seen at the National Museum in Washington, D.C.
Crabby Appleton Got His
Way Again!
There Was Nothing
I Could Do Without
My Thinking Cap.
-Gray Squirrel
05-24-2025
QUEEN PINS NOT JUST A.NICKEL BAG OF WEED NO IT WAS AN ELITE **** OPERATION MULES IMPLANTED WITH HEROIN SHIPPED FROM MY MIAMI TO CANADA WHERE JAMAICAN RASTA OLD HEAD GET TO CHOOSE THIRTEEN YEAR OLD WIVES TO HUNKER DOWN IN KINGSTON IMPREGNATING THEM FIR DECADES THIS IS WHY I CONTACTED THE FBI I. TAMPA NIT JUST JOHNSON AND JOHNSON SELLING NICKS EVERYONE SOLD NICKS THATS A FIVE DOLLAR BAG OF WEED THE CARTEL USED THE NICKS TO COVER THE JAMAICAN **** TRANSPORTED CHILD WIVES FRON AUSTRALIA JAMAICA HAITI MIAMI J JOHNSON TOWN HENRY HER MOTHER TONI QUEEN PIN WEARING RED DREADS NIT ONLY WERE THEY SELLING NICKS AS I AWAITED FBI CONTACT I REMAINED UNDERCOVER LISTENING WATCHING FINALLY THEY BROKEN INTO MY HOME FOR MILITARY PASSPORTS FROM MIAMI TO APPLETON TO ONTARIO KING PINS CHOSE CHILD WIVES KADIE JAY JOY SHAINA ALAINA TONI MOM TEESA MON WAS TOTALLY IN CHARGE OF THE SELECTING THE CHILD WIVES J JOHNSON WAS FIRST SHOWING THESE TERRORISTS FEMALES IN INVOLVED WITH MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND I FEARED FOR MYSELF AND MY KIDS THIS OPERATION WAS ANGRY BECAUSE I REPORTED THE **** OPERATION TO THE FBI IT DEFINITELY WASN'T ABOUT THE SELLING OF SMOKING OR TRADING 1 NICKLE BAG OF WEED IT WAS THE MULES HUNDREDS OF CHILD WIVES LEAVING FROM APPLTON WISCONSIN TO CANADA TO JAMAICAN TO HAITI TO AUSTRALIA MEXICO BACK TO MIAMI FOR MORE LION PAW PRODUCTION LEX MARK THE PRODUCTION FILMED AT TONI JOHNSON HENRY JAMAICAN CARTEL CHOOSING CHILD WIVES LION BREEDING WITH FEMALE LIONESS THEY ARE CALLED EMPRESSES IN JAMAICA SO YOUR SELLING NICK BUYING NICKS SMOKING NICKS SHARING A NICKLE BAG OF WEED DOESN'T MOVE ME I CONTACTED THE FBI BECAUSE J JOHNSON HENRY TONI JOHNSON HENRY WAS SHIPPING A SHIPMENT OF CHILD BRIDES FROM MIAMI TO ONTARIO TO MARRY KING PINS AND BREED WITH THE CHILD BRIDES FROM THE JOHNNY DEPTH SHIPPING AND HANDLING FROM MIAMI TO ONTARIO TO KINGSTON IRIE IRIE IRIE EH J JOHNSONS LIO. PAW CHILD BRIDES PRODUCTION CANADA NIGHT CRAWLIERS LITERALLY SHIPPED TO JAMAICA FROM CANADA
The instant I used the word ‘stranger’ the kindergarteners gasped.
Their eyes got wide. Their mouths dropped open. One screamed.
Two began to cry.
So I told them that they used to all be strangers.
A stranger is just someone you do not know.
Strangers are not bad.
Miss Appleton used to be a stranger.
They give her teary faces. One jumps up and tries to run out.
“A stranger is BAD,” one particular bossy one informs me.
Stranger used to be an acceptable word.
Now it apparently only describes monsters?
We only use it in one context apparently.
Sadly.
Just another word they will use incorrectly
All of their lives….
HA HA HA HONDA THE FILTH WEARING EAR PIECES LISTENS TO MY HUSBAND AND I PRIVATE TIME THREATS FROM THESE ACTUAL AGENTS FINALLY PAIRED WITH PETER GARGANO HO HO TIME FOR WISEGUYS WHY LITERALLY FAKED THEIR DEATHS HELPING HA HA HA HONDA ALICIA HILTON KIWANI BUGS J JHORE JAY JOY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY FLEA TO CANADA FROM APPLETON WISCONSIN COMPLETELY LAUNDERING THE MILWAUKEE DRUG OPERATION FROM AUSTRALIA THEY SENT MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND THREATS TO CONTINUE EMBEZZLING MY TRAUMATIC BRIAN INJURY CLAIM THE VICIOUS CORRUPT LAWYER BOUGHT MY STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT TO HELP PETER LAUNDER THE DRUG STASH HIDDEN AT MA SINCE 1992 BLESSING I CONTACTED THE MILWAUKEE FBI SUPERVISOR AS THIS CULT WEARING BADGES EMBEZZLED MY LIVELYHOOD FINALLY THREATS DIRECTLY AT MY NEW VETERAN SPOUSE BULLIED HOM JUST LIKE MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND VICIOUS PROSTITUTES WEARING BADGES LAP DANCES AND FRAUD BACK OFF ME HA HA HA HONDA MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND LAP IS CALLING YOU BACK FROM CANADA JAMAICA AUSTRALIA MEXICO I WILL NEVER EVER FEAR CORRUPTION WEARING THONGS BADGES EXTORTING MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY CLAIM WITH PETERS WISEGUYS FROM MILWAUKEE DETROIT MICHIGAN SCUM OF THEE EARTH THREATENING DISABLED AMERICAN FAMILIES
WRITTEN BY YOLANDA JOY NICHOLSEN
Appleton boys
Are getting ready
For gin
They remove their shirt
From their chest
Now they put a
T-shirt on their chest
Now they remove their jeans
Finally it is time for them
To remove their underwear from
Their cocks
Now they will put
Their jock strap in their
Cocks
Then they put their underwear
On top of their jock strap
Now they will put on their shorts
Now they will change their socks
From their feet
It is now finally the time to put their
Running shoes
On their feet
Now they started to jog
3 miles
It is very hard to do
Our hearts are beating fast
And we can feel it
MILWAUKEES BEST DOMESTIC VIOLENCE REVENGE IDENTITY FRAUD UPON A DISABLED TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURED MOM THIS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT BEGAN WHEN I CONTACTED SPECIAL AGENT LEROY HEIMBACH MILWAUKEE FBI BECAUSE I WORE WIRES PREGNANT FOR THE FBI WITH HIM FOR YEARS I REPORTED MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND AND HIS STRIPPERS WERE PLOTTING MY DEATH RESULTING IN MY WITNESSING AMURDER AT MY FEET SPECIAL AGENT LEROY HEIMBACH FBI SUPERVISOR SENT MILWAUKEE BEST PORNSTARS TO SEDUCE MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND IN ORDER TO HAVE ME MURDERED FOR BEING AN FBI INFORMANT SPECIAL AGENTS DECIDED TO ASSASINATE ME AND ASSIST MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND IN HIDING HIS MISTRISSES HIS STABLE OF HOOKERS TURNED GANG RELATED FEMALE AGENTS FROM MILWAUKEE EXPOSING ME TO GANG LEADERS TO BE KILLED IT WASN'T LONG BEFORE A CAR BOMB IGNITED MY FACE MY SKULL THE TERRORS OF TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND BRUTALLY BEAT ME AND MY CHILDREN AS I LAYING BLEEDING THESE FEMALE AGENTS DEMANDED HE EMBEZZLED MY TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY CLAIM TO FUND HIS STABLE OF HOOKERS WITH BADGES THEY ACTUALLY BEGAN PERPUTRATING FRAUD UPON ME APPLETON WISCONSIN MINNESOTA WHERE HE FIRST SON LIVED WITH HIS MOTHER MS. MILLER DEVESTATED I FLED FROM HIM THIS HORROR BUT HIS AGENTS WERE NOW AFTER MY DISABILITY INCOME DUE TO MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND OLDEST SON COMMITTING CRIMES IN MY SONS NAME MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND AND HIS ELDEST SONS MOM TOGETHER PLOTTED THEE UNTHINKABLE RESULTING IN THEIR SON NAVANTE B JONES KILLING HIMSELF HE COULD NO LONGER PRETEND TO IMPERSONATE MY SON CRUELTY UNREAL A VICIOUS FEMALE CULT JHORE JOHNSON DANITA DELMONT AGENT TALISA SHAW ALICIA HILTON MS MILLER MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND SADLY IDENTITY FRAUD UPON ME WRAPPED NEATLY IN A BOW IN BLOOMINGTON MINNESOTA WITH NAVANTE B JONES DEAD BODY THIS OPERATION BEGAN 8-14-2003 MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND HIS STRIPPERS **** STARS SLASH FBI AGENTS SLEEPING WITH MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND TERRORIZED MY LIFE WITH THREATS SLANDER HATRED TERRORISTS THREATS BECAUSE THEY WERE BLACKMAILING MY ABUSIVE HUSBAND TO EXTORT HIS OWN WIFES TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY CLAIM TO FUND THIS FILTHY FEMALE CULT OF CORRUPT AGENTS EXTORTING MY IDENTITY PERPUTRATING FRAUD UPON ME FINALLY SENDING MY STEPSON TO HIS GRAVE SEVERE SLANDER HATRED FROM ABUSE OF POWER JHORE JOHNSON PERPUTRATING FRAUD UPON ME WITH MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND Y JHORE JOHNSON IDENTITY FRAUD
Mary is a district nurse
She travels round each day
To see her patients, give them the care they need
As she wends her merry way
She has her trusty bicycle
Which is nearly as old as she?
But it lets her peddle for miles and miles
So she is as fit as fit can be
In her basket which fits upon the front
She carries all she may need
And she can be seen by every one
Traveling around at her own speed
There’s Mrs Maguire at Appleton Court
A saintly woman of means
But her health is not what it should be
And when Mary calls her face just gleams
To see someone so caring
Who looks after all her needs?
And to while away the time and make some tea
And bring happiness, she always succeeds
Old Mr Partridge at Apple Road
Who lives alone now his wife has passed away
Who is a miserable old so and so
But who Mary still calls on every day
She cooks and cleans but he still moans
The world need’s putting to right
He complains he needs more money from the state
To pay for his television and his heat and light
Saint Mary listens, but has problems of her own
Which intermingles with her own woes?
Being recently diagnosed with cancer
But she feels that’s the way it goes
So she must grin and bear it
Still thinks of others before herself
Has no one at home to turn to
She is a spinster left on the shelf
Married to her profession
Always putting others first
And as usual in life for caring people
They always come off worst
But Old Molly Catapult
A name to conjure with its true
Said it must have been a shot in the dark
Because her family were a motley crew