Best Angstdog Poems
SHOOTING DOPE WITH PUDDLE WATER
I was walking through puddles of oatmeal
As other folks drove behind a steering wheel
I was stuck in a park putrefied by puke
With no apologies nor lies I wished to rebuke
I was floating in a lake filled with dog s**t
Lucky there were no dogs present who bit
However there was this tiger running loose
As I watched that tiger consume a goose
at this time I really don’t want to haggle
But it could have been one goose or a gaggle
I was trying to ignore the ignorance all around
While more oatmeal headed for holy ground
Someone stole the soapbox I preached upon yesterday
But it’s difficult to stand on a soapbox with feet of clay
For I am a man who feels that every man’s death is mine
And instead of oatmeal I wished it would rain some vintage wine
Oatmeal, dog s**t, a tiger and some geese
While psychotic psychics profess there will never be any peace
After my soapbox was stolen I would just going around asking anyone
Will this be the kind of land and legacy I want to leave for my grandson?
(2001)… ….free cee (this poem is dedicated to a little boy whose whole journey through
adolescence I am missing, because 4,000 miles of tar, brick and the sea separate the proudest
grandfather and Mr. T.I. (I am required to use initials so as not to give away a son’s concern)
as cute a kid that ever was aloud to be little, happy and have a father as his best friend, and his
mom as a “dedicated mother rather than a regimented wife.” May he grow up in a world
wherein everyone finds comfort in every one and courtesy with respect from everyone alive)
spiders crawl out your eyes and out your lips they'll even take the time to sip your drink
Strangers frown as they come and smile as they go some even bare gifts while others bare
coal but who can ever tell what an expression is really all about.
A good dog wags a mean dog growls. But what if a mistake is made and it's fear that makes
a good dog growl. How can you judge now the characteristics of a dog that is not what it is?
Do you care really enough to know why what we do what we do? Cause if you did youd come up
with the same answer as me and that is not a clue