DID WILL, BILL AND GIL GET THEIR PILL?B
I got this great idea to invent a pill
Make is so men can get pregnant as well
Dudes walking around in camouflage
Take it and if not you get a one way ticket to an earthly hell
This pill will be mandated and mandatory to ingest
Let’s let men do what women have been doing since Eve
Let the future climb out of Walter’s womb
With little baskets to make and baby blankets to weave
So mommy is in one hospital room, daddy’s in another
And the house will be noisy for quite a while
One kid from her and the other one from him
And the dad wonders how his wife can summon a smile
Don’t all of you get it, there’s been a problem for years
And we should have monitored each and every birth
Because all we’ve accomplished is a problem made worse
And doesn’t everyone understand we are over-populating the earth?
© 2011.….~free cee!~
DID WILL, BILL AND GIL GET THEIR PILL?
I got this great idea to invent a pill
Make is so men can get pregnant as well
Dudes walking around in camouflage
Take it and if not you get a one way ticket to an earthly hell
This pill will be mandated and mandatory to ingest
Let’s let men do what women have been doing since Eve
Let the future climb out of Walter’s womb
With little baskets to make and baby blankets to weave
So mommy is in one hospital room, daddy’s in another
And the house will be noisy for quite a while
One kid from her and the other one from him
And the dad wonders how his wife can summon a smile
Don’t all of you get it, there’s been a problem for years,
And we should have BEEN monitoring each and every birth
Because all we’ve accomplished is a problem made worse
And doesn’t everyone understand we are over-populating the earth?
© 2011.….~free cee!~
YOU?RE PRETTY BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH
?????.ah, but then there are men like me
Born and birthed by dishonesty
I can get in your pocketbook before you can say ?no?
And then I?m gone away just like springtime melts the snow
There are men who hold doors open for lovely ladies like you
And pretty much they?ll do almost anything you want them to do
If you tell them you want a coconut, for you they?ll climb the tallest tree
?.????.ah, but then again, there are men like me
Most of you women are lame enough to keep searching for Mr. Right
When Mr. Wrong can give you nothing except delicate delight
There ain?t no saviors on white horses mine eyes can see
So honey, taste the bitter and I?ll take the sweet to ecstasy
There are men who want babies, diapers and such
S**t, those are nauseating things I won?t even touch
If you need aspirin at night don?t wake me or face the grim
And if you want some man to bow to your beauty look to your right and yes,
?????????..there really are morons like him
? 2011.?Phreepoetree ~free cee!~
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