Cash Any Have You Do But Prett Y Are You
YOU?RE PRETTY BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY CASH
?????.ah, but then there are men like me
Born and birthed by dishonesty
I can get in your pocketbook before you can say ?no?
And then I?m gone away just like springtime melts the snow
There are men who hold doors open for lovely ladies like you
And pretty much they?ll do almost anything you want them to do
If you tell them you want a coconut, for you they?ll climb the tallest tree
?.????.ah, but then again, there are men like me
Most of you women are lame enough to keep searching for Mr. Right
When Mr. Wrong can give you nothing except delicate delight
There ain?t no saviors on white horses mine eyes can see
So honey, taste the bitter and I?ll take the sweet to ecstasy
There are men who want babies, diapers and such
S**t, those are nauseating things I won?t even touch
If you need aspirin at night don?t wake me or face the grim
And if you want some man to bow to your beauty look to your right and yes,
?????????..there really are morons like him
? 2011.?Phreepoetree ~free cee!~
Copyright © Jeffry Cohan | Year Posted 2011
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