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Limerick Beautiful Poems | Limerick Poems About Beautiful

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Jan Has no Tan

I once saw a gal called Jan
So sexy she made me ran
Straight to the vicar
Said marry us quicker
Whilst she drank her tea on the can

She is as White as pure Sand

I once met a gal in white dress
I fell straight in love I must confess
She was drinking her tea
While I stared at her knee
Surely my intentions she guessed

She Sips Her Tea Daily

I once met a gal drinking Tea
My heart was pumping in glee
From her nose to her toes
When she smiled I froze
So charming I become a devotee

While I Admire Her so Gayly

When I saw the lady in the white dress
My thoughts she I did undress
As she gazed out the window
She caught peeking Jimbo
Who was in quite the state of distress

I am a fan of the great poet Jan

There once was a gal who could fart
She refined it into an art
Her white dress in a breeze
Would lift till you sneeze
But she’ll always be my sweetheart

Notes: I just realized the title, as far as Jan is concerned , well could have a double meaning!

Copyright © arthur vaso | Year Posted 2016

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September lovely September
Immerse us in colorful splendor
The next thirty days
Please thrill and amaze
With beauty we'll always remember

September lovely September
Embrace Mother Nature so tender
She may blush bright red
Turning down flower beds
While summer honorably surrenders

September lovely September
Full moon of harvest you'll render
Though lovers may stare
And dreamers may dare
You'll always be autumn's defender

   original poem by Daniel Turner

Copyright © Daniel Turner | Year Posted 2016

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Best of the Brits

His name is David Gandy
to me he is "Eye Candy"
with sparkling blue eyes
and muscular thighs
In dreams, he comes in handy....

Hand E*E*E*E*E*E*E*E Mr G  A  N  D   Y  !!!!


Bought a HELLO magazine on my trip back to Lebanon and there was a full page of Mr Gandy in his swimsuit....water running down his muscled form. Thus, I was introduced to the best of Britain. Pierce Brosnon will have to fight for me!!! Those Gandy Dandy eyes......

I saw a couple of VIAGRA limericks running around! ;) Hope this isn't in bad taste....taste??? Oh...taste....yes...Um....getting side tracked!!! Eye Candy, indeed!

Copyright © Eileen Manassian | Year Posted 2015

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Survival Of The Fittest

Watched a nature program about Africa last night And the animals that roam free what a glorious sight Survival of the fittest Can make us grimace As the prey succumbs in a fight for their life Hard to watch!!! © Jack Ellison 2015

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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To Grace a Pink Rose

It's my desire to grace a Pink Rose Scented attraction, attracts my nose Gardener man in me sees Scents sensed so wonderfully Natures stem to the Rose grows <*>

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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You ARE Beautiful

He claimed to be wise beyond measure, ancient and archaic.
Told me countless cliches like, "Life is what you make it!".
So I beat him senseless with his cane,
picking up his shattered remains,
and made from him the most beautiful mosaic.

Copyright © Timothy Hicks | Year Posted 2013

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Natural Beauty

The nature surrounds us everywhere
In deep running water or high flying air
So we need not to complain
We have to forget our pain
Let's look at natural beauty and stare

Copyright © sherif goda | Year Posted 2015

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On a Planet In Far Outer Space

On a planet in far outer space,
You'll find a familiar face,
The folk there you see,
Well they all look like me,
It must be a beautiful place.

Copyright © Sharon Smith | Year Posted 2012

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Hey James, what do you see

On holiday my eyes observed So tanned and beautifully curved Her eyes turned to me Hey! James what do you see? Patience, you'll receive your deserves .

Copyright © James Fraser | Year Posted 2015

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for the wholesome broads

a lot of so called ladies say us men have dirty minds. maybe these ladies have dirtier minds because they're alway's obsessing about how men do. maybe these so called ladies minds aren't dirty enough!  (no, i'm not totally anti feminist).   I've met so called good girls with bad hearts and I've met bad girls with good hearts.

Copyright © Daniel Schack | Year Posted 2016

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My notion at its most masochistic
The crowd, laughs, quite the kick.
I've never enjoyed anything more
The art is my greatest lore.
It's the only life I'd ever pick.

Copyright © Derrick Shane | Year Posted 2013

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Beautiful Chaos

The Galaxy; This cluster of stars
The sea; This concealed beauty and scars,
The inevitable suffering, the desired alleviation
All these could be seen through her eyes' nation!
She was a beautiful chaos, more beautiful than Mars.

Copyright © Sandy Tadros | Year Posted 2015

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Staring at the shy pale moon*  
I came to realize rather soon  
That without you on my side 
My sorrow wasn’t able to hide      
That bright night of month June!


© Demetrios Trifiatis
    27 MARCH 2014

*Inspired by a Limerick written
  by Mystic Rose! 

Copyright © Demetrios Trifiatis | Year Posted 2014

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World's Most Beautiful Woman

There are so many gorgeous women in the world How can we choose ONE, that puts us ALL in a whirl Walk down the street Many beauties we meet Wind up with agastopia, my toes they do curl © Jack Ellison 2015
“agastopia” - admiration of a part of someone's body

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2015

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Monday Afternoon at Three

I'll meet Guru Jad at three
I’m sure we’ll talk poetry
What’s new on the Soup
The latest wild scoop
While we eat under a tree

It’s nice to have a good friend
Someone who does comprehend
That words are sublime
And poetry’s fine
Our love for words a nice blend

Should have baked a carrot cake
But last night I stayed up late
We'll still have some fun
Get burned by the sun
Talk of Soupers who are great!

We might just mention you too
So without further ado
I’ll just say goodbye
Don’t miss me- please try
Cause I'll have fun without you! ;)

Eileen Manassian Ghali

PS….love ya’ll, but it sure is nice to talk face to face with a poet who is in the same PS community and who loves words as much as I do. Check him out at GURU JAD! ;) BTW...it is a glorious day in Beirut. Our campus is just blooming with life. Wish I could share the beauty and colors with you all. My beautiful jacaranda trees are about to burst into a profusion of purple color! Oh...I wish you could see it all! :) <3 Our Creator is simply amazing!

Copyright © Eileen Manassian | Year Posted 2013

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I've a beautiful 
girlfriend named 
She is keeping her 
beauty unfade.
On a day she woke 
and applied her 
make up.
She resembled a 

Copyright © UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA | Year Posted 2014

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Her Most Beautiful Curve

Michelle fell for a guy named Mikhail
Whose imagination is so fertile
She felt greatly loved
As she has been told
That her most beautiful curve was her smile.

Copyright © Fadi Mathew | Year Posted 2015

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A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?

Copyright © Noman Hamza | Year Posted 2013

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I've a beautiful 
sister, Rejoice
whose head never 
makes any wise 
Hear the last that 
she made
was to be, a house 
What shall i call this 
stupid Rejoice?

Copyright © UGWU CORNELIUS CHIDERA | Year Posted 2014

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Beautiful Linda became a nun,
prayed in the Chapel forgiving John
who swore her faithfulness
with very solemn words...
she did not know that he was a con! 

Copyright © Andrew Crisci | Year Posted 2013

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A Prayer

It hurts if canker cuts a rose
Or the moon behind  cloud's kerchief goes'
We are that sensitive.
Therefore o God why give
Any pretty girl a runny nose?

Copyright © Noman Hamza | Year Posted 2013

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Ode to Bobby Pickett

They did the mash—they did the monster mash
In a field—in a field of trash
Republicans ain’t cool
Stink like a graveyard ghoul
One sick group—that we need to smash

Author's note:  The limerick above can be recited to the rhythm of the Pickett hit song. I am supporting Bernie Sanders and hope he picks Elizabeth Warren for a running mate.  The rest are fiends and zombies!  This is not a joke.

Copyright © Duke Beaufort | Year Posted 2015

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A Beautiful Ballet

Say what you mean and mean what you say Less confusion and hassle, a more carefree way Smile and think happy At the risk of looking sappy Life's to be enjoyed like a beautiful ballet

Copyright © Jack Ellison | Year Posted 2016

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when the night
calls it a day
our fingers separate,
there we are, apart
and hurting.

Copyright © john chizoba vincent | Year Posted 2015

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Beautiful Betty Boop

My picture’s like Betty Boop
So here is the real scoop
She’s sizzling hot
If that’s me—why not?
We’ve got you men in the loop!

We bat our lashes to please
We know just how we can tease
We give it a shake
They faint in our wake
Men long to give us a squeeze

Betty Boop, it’s thanks to you
I have an image that’s new
I’ll tease and cajole
Live up my new role
Be a charmer through and through! ;)


Eileen Manassian Ghali

Copyright © Eileen Manassian | Year Posted 2013

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Good leadership and oneness
Prosperity and equity in all Aspect
Peace and orderliness in absence of injustice
Terrorist free country,
Subject to her responsibilities.

Copyright © john chizoba vincent | Year Posted 2015

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Tongue Twister Time

Big Bill

Big Bill is a ginormous man
Of gorgeous women he's truly a fan
He much prefers women of size
With bouncy butts, luscious thighs
They make Big Bill feel like a man

Bounceless women Big Bill finds too small
For him no itsy bitsy boobies at all
His big hands squeeze way too tight
The best parts don't fit quite right
So Big Bill celebrates big over small!

Big Bill prefers bouncy butts to itsy bitsy bounceless boobies.

Copyright © Richard Lamoureux | Year Posted 2016

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Upon arriving at her home,
Tell her she is beautiful like rome.
This will get her to smile
And be worth while.
So through the night, you can roam.

Copyright © Tasha Taylor | Year Posted 2015

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A world class country
Where corruption remained an enemy
Bribery a foe to the leaders
Good roads and better pipe borne water
Constant power supply.

Copyright © john chizoba vincent | Year Posted 2015

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She likes green spring

Her name is Snow, but she likes green spring, 
big butterflies, breeze and birds who sing, 
eyes green, cheeks are red, 
her name haunts her head, 
Now one guy calls her Rose, gave her ring.

March 30,2016.
anything green -The Limerick- - Poetry Contest 
Sponsored by: SKAT A 

Lines 1,2,5 have nine syllables 
Lines 3,4 have five syllables

Copyright © Meenakshi Raina | Year Posted 2016