Your Warranty Is Expiring

For the last fifteen years, I’ve gotten red in the face I could scream bloody murder every time I get it I can’t believe that our congress can’t pass a law to throw these people in jail if they don’t quit it I have tried many times to call someone about it but it seems to be useless and to no avail I’m talking about how every day I get bombarded with a never-ending supply of junk mail These past few years there’s been one consolation at least we will no longer have to kill a tree Because now with just a push of one tiny button they can send their junk to a million people like me So now I get texts and calls on my cell phone people wanting to be my Facebook friend So many fake e-mails, click baits and phishing I guess there will never be an end If I don’t act right now I will lose my chance to get my auto warranty renewed today My Social Security has been compromised give us your bank account and get this grant right away Foreclosure scams, identity theft, let me do your taxes for you I’ve grown bald from pulling my hair out I just don’t know what a person is to do But I guess what amazes me the most is no matter how many times we are warned about it There are people in the world so gullible that they will still fall for all their Hey man I’ve just won the lottery they’ll deposit into my account right quick I’ve been asked to donate to some fake charity so many times, it’s enough to make me sick