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Your Oven

Every man loves to stare at appliances because they feel it’s so fun, 

I actually saw a beautiful oven that I really don’t want to share with anyone!

You see, with this oven you’ll find it to be so exquisite and unique,

And I know placing my bread stick inside this oven would be a wonderful treat! 

 

This oven gives off so much heat that there is no need for a timer, 

And there are no fancy name brands makers for this oven it is created by Vagina,

Whenever cooking with this oven I love to keep the doors opened up wide,

And this oven is known to buck and shake so you got to be strapped in for the ride.

 

This oven is built strong and once inside you’ll notice it’s pretty wide and deep,

Once my bread stick feels the heat from this oven it will instantaneously reach its peak,

Some people might find this weird but I like it when the oven makes its noise,

That means the heat is so high that the pleasure is being fulfill with joy! 

 

Whenever this oven is outside of its box it definitely would get all the looks, 

But inside this oven is the only place that I want my break stick to be cooked!

And of course it matters for the oven to be kept clean before every use,

I’ll like to get a little rough with this oven but not to the point of damage by causing abuse.

 

This oven is so special that you can gain access to it from both sides, 

Of course there is the front door entrance but the back door is something I’ll like to try, 

You can look into this oven and see that the maintenance has been well kept,

And once the linings around the oven become warm the entire oven becomes soaking wet! 

 

This oven is so perfect and unique that it would be difficult for others to find,

I’ve been staring at the outer box for awhile but I’m craving to make this oven mines! 

The dough has risen and my bread stick is now ready to be cook and get shoved in,

I just hope that I can gain access soon to this appealing, charming, and enchanting oven! 

 

“The heat has risen so I believe its now time to cook within the Oven”

Copyright © Curtis Charleswell | Year Posted 2009

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