You Are a Great Cook
I never tasted a better cook
You're so good, you should write a cookbook
So delectable to the taste
Nary a crumb ever goes to waste
You know I hate to tell a lie
But I chuck it to the dog when he walks by
Right under the table is where it goes
Even the dog turns up his nose
So I swallow it whole with a smile
Knowing I'll be in the loo in a short while.
I figured out why the last time I fainted
Tastes like this food must be tainted
To eat your cooking one must be brave
For there is a chance to find the grave
I hope with time you'll learn to cook
Then you can really write a cookbook
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