You Are a Great Cook

I never tasted a better cook You're so good, you should write a cookbook So delectable to the taste Nary a crumb ever goes to waste You know I hate to tell a lie But I chuck it to the dog when he walks by Right under the table is where it goes Even the dog turns up his nose So I swallow it whole with a smile Knowing I'll be in the loo in a short while. I figured out why the last time I fainted Tastes like this food must be tainted To eat your cooking one must be brave For there is a chance to find the grave I hope with time you'll learn to cook Then you can really write a cookbook