Wonder Why Do or Die Horn Adjusted Haiku

my cat had wondered why whether he would do or die my poem is new type never want to hear you gripe have to hear the hype 9,000 poems have surpassed must have heard my forecast Infinity will be my last when cat would flip her lid her goat had another kid when cat would romp and stomp had been strangled in a swamp when in circles cat went around bigger ones were to be found cat had been bitten by a waif in a swamp ended up safe cat came up with solution people try to avoid the pollution when cat had been hard corps left and not back anymore when cat would fall fast asleep pile of sheep did become deep cat would be faced by a beast apartment with him was leased while cat would hear beckon call he had slipped in shower stall In place of cat you can use anything in their place. Same goes for him, his, he, and he's and her, her's, see, she, she's and it.