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(SIGH)

Wolfman

Woke up with a funny taste in my mouth.
Drank all my mouth wash, think I ate a mouse.

Burned out my razor just shaving my face.
It seems that I'm shedding all over the place.

I'm allergic to silver, the Wolf's Bane's in bloom,
And I hate it whenever we have a full moon.

Can't keep a girlfriend, they don't understand,
No walks in the moon light while I hold their hand.

My dog doesn't like me, the cat ran away,
And others bemoan one single bad day.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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Neumann Avatar
April 13, 2020 at 6:58 AM
I hope that this is not too autobiographical. Kid wishes, Kai
Laurie Avatar
November 3, 2019 at 6:26 PM
G'day Judy … humorous indeed Judy. Makes me wonder why people don't trust a Wolfman - thanks Judy - Lindsay
Ball Avatar
November 3, 2019 at 11:01 PM
They say the wolf is only as evil as the man. Thanks bunches. God Bless, JB
Horsman Avatar
November 2, 2019 at 10:56 PM
Love your 'sigh' poem.
Ball Avatar
November 3, 2019 at 2:42 PM
Thank you so much Harry. God Bless, JB
Rodrigues Avatar
November 1, 2019 at 10:19 AM
Great and humorous write!
Ball Avatar
November 3, 2019 at 2:01 PM
Thanks so much Kim. God Bless, JB
Adams Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 7:06 PM
sounds like the day was a disaster, but Halloween only happens once a year, tomorrow you will waken renewed... enjoyed your poem :) hugs
Ball Avatar
November 3, 2019 at 1:54 PM
Thank you so much Sandra. God Bless, JB
Allison Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 5:44 PM
you sure made me smile especially the no moonlight walks lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Ball Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 5:48 PM
Thank you so much Jan. God Bless, JB
Andresen Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 1:10 PM
- ... sounds like a bad day ... go back to bed ... get up tomorrow ... :))) - Happy Halloween, Judy :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Ball Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 2:07 PM
Thank you so much Anne-Lise. God Bless, JB
Michael Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 1:07 PM
POOR WOLF-MAN...he better get with the program...or he'd get BALD
Ball Avatar
October 31, 2019 at 2:09 PM
Thank you so much Arturo. God Bless, JB
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